From Cris Williamson, Circle of Friends
Dedicated to my circle of friends in the ‘Peg’ – Susan, Myron, Margaret, Ian, Sophie & Harvey.
The Circle of Friends
Kay Bowring
tuppencecb@yahoo.ca
It was an early February Siberian high day; the wind had
swept down from the north, bringing crystalline sunshine,
powdery blue skies and a bracing cold that penetrated to
the very centre of your bones. The boughs of the elm trees
arched over the avenue and met creating a ceiling of green
in the summer; at this time of the year, after a new
snowfall they were overburdened with pristine, glittering
powder. The view from south to north was just about
perfect. Gerri had been out earlier with her black, English
Cocker Tuppy. Tiny circles marked the place where doggy
paws, sensitive to the freezing cold, had been gentle
placed.
On a day like today, Tuppence didn’t fight the booties,
knowing perfectly well how the beautiful snow froze in
clumps into the crevices of her paws. Gerri had spent many
hours during the winter thawing Tuppy’s paws with the hair
dryer, and listening to sorrowful doggy whimpers of
discomfort. Now, older and much wiser, the three and a
half-year old Tuppy put up with the boots that kept her
feet protected from the freezing cold.
It was the kind of day that sent photographers hiking
around the city looking for the perfect picture for
postcards and guides books for the city known by its
critics as “Winterpeg” and by its friends and inhabitants
simply as “The Peg.” The Peg was the one large Canadian
city, even in these times of global warming, where
according to Statistics Canada said the inhabitants were
100% guaranteed a white Christmas.
From her wide plate glass window on the corner of Queenston
and Mathers, Gerri waited apprehensively for her friend
Lily as she looked out at the frozen view. With wind-chill
taken into account, it was almost 50 below today. Not one
to be unprepared, Gerri wore, not one, but two pairs of
long underwear underneath flannel-lined khaki workpants. In
her lap was an old brown sheepskin hat with large ear flaps
that tied under the chin and a black balaclava as well as a
pair of custom-made brown sheepskin gloves. A custom-made
old brown sheepskin coat sat in the green chair opposite
ready to put on. In spite of the appearance of the perfect
day, only a slight wind kicking up powdery wisps of snow in
the clear air, Gerri knew she would need each and every
object at her disposal to fight the insidious cold.
Tuppy whined and pawed with excitement at Gerri’s knee,
waiting for familiar a blue and black doggie face to appear
at the northeast street corner. She was wrapped in a in a
fleeced lined red and blue coat and was shod in leather
booties on rainbow suspenders that hung over her back so
that she couldn’t kick them off very easily.
Gerri sighed and glanced at the newspaper in her hand. That
morning, she had placed an advertisement in the
“Lesbian/Bi” section of the personal ads in the Free Press.
It read:
“Activist
seeks cuddler who loves animals, walks in the park and
protest marches.” It was followed by her cell phone
number.” She stared at her ad, right there in
black and white, and shook her head. Oh God, what had she
been thinking? What had seemed like such a good idea the
night before now seemed like idiocy in the daylight. She
thrust the newspaper under the sofa cushions.
She’d phoned in the advertisement before she’d had time to
change her mind early that morning. Uncertain of their
reception, she hadn’t told any of her friends. Now, she was
thinking she would get either prank calls or inquiries from
men wanting to do a threesome. The woman of her
dreams....ple-ease spare me. Gerri had been searching for
this dream woman, her soul mate, since she was eighteen;
she would be thirty-two on her next birthday and her soul
mate was nowhere in sight. Before she met Irene, she had
still believed that finding this person was possible. Now,
four years after Irene’s departure the tender white spring
flower of true love had resurrected itself in her heart.
For a long time after her last partner’s departure, she had
thought that she would never believe in love or
relationships again. For a while, she believed that if she
could just find some halfway honest person, someone to
share time and possibly a little passion with that would be
enough.
Time was, however, truly the great healer. Lately, the idea
that maybe that soul mate she had once dreamed about was
still out there came back to her anew. Maybe, watching the
great partnerships among her friends – Lily and Winchester,
Rebecca and Alan, Ephiny and Phantes, Pony and Solari and
Cyane and Melosa – had given her new hope. Maybe, it was a
feeling of accomplishment through her work with a new
publishing venture in the city– Amazon Enterprises – who
were working on publishing new works of lesbian writers and
poets and the journals and papers of famous lesbians from
the past. Maybe, it was that she’d gotten tenure at the
university a year early after working so very hard and
seemingly losing so much in the process. But now she felt
she could begin to think about new beginnings. Whatever it
was, there was a change and she felt she was done with
mistakes of the past.
She’d been thoroughly burned by her relationship with Irene
Andrychuk when they had broken up in this same house.
They’d met at the reference desk at the Pratt Library at
Victoria College in Toronto when Gerri was working on her
PhD in Creative Writing. On the surface, it looked as if it
should have been a perfect relationship. Gerri was
scholarly and studious, and their similar interests in
poetry, literature and films should have drawn them closer
together. However, the spark that should have ignited as
their relationship progressed was never really there. After
two years of working hard at impermanent contract positions
throughout the Toronto area, Gerri wanted to move onto a
new phase in her career. As the writer of three volumes of
poetry and the winner of several poetry prizes, the job at
the University of Manitoba’s English Department had been
just what she’d been hoping to find. There had been another
job in Toronto, a contract at a small college with no
possibility for advancement. She and Irene had bickered
about which job Gerri should take. She had felt that Irene
had been disappointed by Gerri’s choice to move to
Winnipeg, and so had taken several months making up her
mind before deciding to make the move to join Gerri.
Irene only lasted six months in the cold Canadian
mid-western city. They hadn’t even come out to Winnipeg
together. Gerri had driven out west by herself in her Dodge
Dakota truck with her truck camper, her one concession to
outdoor living when they had lived in congested Toronto.
Gerri loved to spend time in parks by the Great Lakes,
particularly Lake Superior where the water was ice cold and
crystalline clear. Her half sister Winnie had flown down
from Bermuda, and helped her to choose a house and settle
in. Irene had stayed behind in their apartment at Bathurst
and St. Clair, phoning Gerri every few days.
The discovery that Gerri had bought a large house in South
River Heights seemed to re-ignite Irene’s interest in
coming to live out west. By this time, Gerri was feeling
distrustful and didn’t tell Irene where the money for the
large three bedroom house had come from, and Irene hadn’t
asked her. However, Irene had mentioned that she had seen
pictures of large Victorian houses in the northern part of
the neighbourhood on the Internet, and seemed disappointed
that Gerri hadn’t bought one of these homes. Irene hadn’t
asked, so she didn’t know, but the deed for the house was
owned by a family trust in the name of the von Bietermann
family. It had an interest in several businesses including
a beach resort, two small houses in Bermuda, an
export/import business, some waterfront property in
Montreal and several other capital ventures. Winnie, who
was inclined to be cautious, was unimpressed by Irene’s
lack of enthusiasm over Gerri’s new job or the large house
that Gerri had purchased.
When Irene had finally arrived in Winnipeg three months
later, she easily found a good position at the University
Archives, a position that Gerri’s department had helped her
get as the partner of a staff member. Irene had the
qualifications, including a good working knowledge of
Ukrainian, but she’d been put at the head of the line of a
number of other qualified candidates because of an
affirmative partner hiring policy to assist qualified staff
members to get jobs through the university. Gerri felt it
was the least that she could do because Irene had resigned
her job at Victoria College to come here.
Things were supposed to be going well. They’d been together
almost three years, by then, if you didn’t count the three
months it had taken Irene to decide to move out to
Winnipeg. They looked great together. Gerri thought they
had so much in common, didn’t they? Sure, Irene’s eyes
often glazed over slightly as Gerri was waxing on about her
new poetry project or some new article on Victorian
literature, but Gerri thought that was probably some kind
of temporary adjustment issue. After all, Irene had given
up a tenured position as a librarian at the Pratt Library
at Victoria College to come to Winnipeg and live with
Gerri. And if their relationship wasn’t exactly what Gerri
had once thought that a relationship with the woman of her
dreams or soul mate was supposed to be, Gerri had decided
that that was life. Then Gerri had come home one day four
years ago and found Irene with her four large designer
luggage pieces packed and ready to go. And one medium-sized
and carefully addressed and labelled cardboard box knotted
with heavy cord.
That last exchange was incised on Gerri’s brain like a
tattoo, and she thought about it as she waited for Lily.
She’d been expecting to work late with a student on a piece
of writing, but Kala, her grad student, came down
unexpectedly with bronchitis. So, she’d packed up her
briefcase and headed home with the expectation of spending
a quiet evening with Chinese takeout and television. When
she’d arrived, the front hall was already packed with
Irene’s belongings. She’d dropped her briefcase and sat
down on the ottoman in the hall knowing that this didn’t
look good.
“What’s
going on?” She asked Irene, who was sitting calmly on the
sofa with her legs coiled under her. Gerri thought
absent-mindedly that Irene looked like a cobra ready to
strike. To her somewhat stunned inquiry, her alleged life
partner had responded with some vitriol.
“I can’t handle it!” Irene declaimed dramatically. Gerri
remembered thinking that Irene had a tendency to be overly
dramatic when they argued. Her friends from her writing
circle suggested that Gerri should confront Irene more
often about problems instead of avoiding them. Gerri
thought this sounded like good advice from anyone who
didn’t live with Irene, and that a day or two of stony
silence from her partner after a subject seemingly as
uncomplicated as the colour of the living room walls made
her inclined to let Irene have her own way about simple
issues such as decorating. Now, Irene was leaving so it
seemed that the mint green living room and dining room
hadn’t been enough to make her happy.
“Handle what?” Gerri stared blankly at Irene’s cold eyes.
Gerri glanced outside at the snow covered lawn. It was
true, it was a cold day - but the sun was bright and
shining. Spring would come, but perhaps not, Gerri thought,
in the bleakness and pathos inside her house at this
moment. No, it would take longer for spring to reach there.
She knew Irene hadn’t been particularly happy after they’d
moved from Toronto to Winnipeg, but she hadn’t for one
moment considered that they’d break up. Then Gerri had a
sudden and blinding insight that that their relationship
didn’t have the passion in needed to stay together in the
face of her partner’s unhappiness – and this was one
ingredient that she couldn’t supply. It was true that Irene
was histrionic, dramatic and at times sulky. Sometimes,
they had great make up sex, but this wasn’t the kind of
lifelong passion that kept people together.
“Oh please!” Irene gestured dramatically at the large front
lawn and the fine furniture in the living room, “Handle
this prairie paradise.” Sarcasm had become part of dealing
with Irene for so long, Gerri wondered why she hadn’t said
anything about it before. So, she said it now.
“Well I don’t see it, Irene.”
“Well, you wouldn’t, would you?” Irene’s mouth made a sulky
downward turn. “This is all perfect for you.” Gerri had
heard it all before, about how Winnipeg was great for Gerri
and boring and the end of the road for Irene. Gerri was
appreciated here and had a good job; Irene was
unappreciated and hated the cold and the mosquitoes.
“You’ll never have a house in a neighbourhood like this
back in Toronto, Irene.” Gerri observed.
That had done it; Irene lost all pretence of holding it
together and politeness. “You think not, eh? Ger...let me
tell you that I could find another relationship tomorrow if
I wanted one just like that! You think you’re something
special – you and your poetry. You think this is a nice
house? I can get a better one tomorrow, if I wanted.” She
snapped her fingers.
“Good luck, when tiny houses near St. Clair and Bathurst,
say on Cherrywood, are going for over a half million.”
“That’s pretty funny Ger, considering your sister owns a
beach in Bermuda worth what, a few million give or take.”
“Winnie’s beach isn’t any of your business, is it Irene? I
didn’t notice you complaining when we were sitting there in
the summer on pink sand drinking Cosmos and eating coconut
curry.”
“Well, when I think of spending the summers in Winterpeg
picking mosquitoes out of my butt and then I think about
that beach resort, I feel cheated.”
“Cheated out of what? Anyway, it appears that it won’t be
your problem anymore because you’ve made your mind up what
you’re going to do about it. And I don’t see why it should
be my problem either.”
“Well,” Irene said sarcastically “It’s your problem
because, Gerri - you are the head of the fucking family. We
should live anywhere we want. You’re the stinking Baroness
von Biedermann with family money I don’t even know about.”
“This is a pointless discussion.” Gerri threw her hands in
the air. “I don’t want to live in Bermuda, and since I
wasn’t born there, it isn’t even possible. Titles were
banned in Germany after World War I. Anyway, I’m Canadian
and I’m a woman so I’m not a Baroness anything.”
Irene stood in front of her, red hair flying around her as
she spat her anger into Gerri’s face, “You know exactly
what the fuck I’m talking about! We could live in New York
or London or anywhere the hell we wanted. We could live on
Russian caviar and Bolly and still not go broke. But
instead we live in this backwater, and you slave away for
tenure. I don’t get it.”
Although Gerri was a noted poet and had won several awards
for her writing, she found herself lost for words. She
rubbed her temples. There were so many problems with the
German part of her family; she couldn’t even begin to
explain them to Irene. The only thing being her father’s
daughter had done for her was give her money for a little
peace of mind, a title she didn’t want and a half-sister
who was priceless. The rest was a mess that she didn’t
propose to excavate at twenty-eight. She couldn’t, and
wouldn’t, explain why she didn’t want to live the life that
Irene proposed. It had no meaning for her. She would miss
the cold of Canada, the solitary blackness of the stars,
the smell of the autumn and the crackle of the fires in
winter. She wanted to be known as a good Canadian poet, not
excellent perhaps, but good. She wanted to write papers on
writers that interested her: Victorians, Canadians,
frontiersmen and women and native people. She didn’t want
to go back to Ontario, not just yet.
The entire time she and Irene had lived in Toronto she had
longed for escape. Toronto held memories of childhood that
were both very sweet and terribly bitter. She’d been
estranged from her family since she was twenty when her
mother died of alcoholism. Her stepfather was very bitter
about her mother’s early death, and blamed this on the
marriage with her birth father. He’d told her repeatedly
that her family were evil Nazis. Neither he nor her half
brother had spoken to her since then, but she went looking
for her birth family when her step family abandoned her.
The Nazi story turned out to be completely untrue. Yes, her
birth father’s family were German and English, but there
was a lot about them that she’d never understand or know.
Why her father’s family had left Germany in 1937 while on
holiday and never returned, why they had left her father in
relative poverty with some obscure and poor German
relatives, why and how the rest of them had disappeared,
why her mother and father had split up and he’d never
returned to see her, why he had travelled throughout South
America and some strange parts of the Middle East and
Africa, and finally why and how he had died. Most of the
details were not given to her by the family solicitor that
she tracked down, and who she found out, had been trying in
turn to find her through her stepfather who’d refused to
help him.
From this solicitor, she’d learned that first Hitler and
then the Soviets had taken most of the family money and
their estates in Germany, although there were several
valuable properties left. Their activities during the war
and shortly after it were still shrouded in obscurity
although the family’s anti-Nazi politics were clear. She
later found out through a private investigator that her
father had left another family behind in Bermuda after he’d
left her and her mother. When she’d finally found out about
the shreds of this family in Bermuda, she realized that the
lies and jealousy that had driven her stepfather to destroy
her mother could have swallowed her whole; she was grateful
to whatever gods had given her sister Winnie and the
remains of her family back to her. The title, which the
very patient solicitor in London had explained to her was
hers was fundamentally a decoration that she’d chosen never
to use. She’d walked out of his Kensington office with a
feeling of light-headed elation; she was no longer alone;
she had a family. She’d gotten on the first plane to
Bermuda to find her sister and had created the von
Biedermann family trust with what was left of the von
Biedermann fortune.
Irene understood none of this. She’d tried to tell to Irene
why she had turned down the job at Sheridan College.
Toronto was part of the past now, not the future. When
Irene had finally agreed to come to Winnipeg after three
months, she had hoped that they could repair their broken
relationship. Even then, Gerri suspected that she and Irene
had missed true love. The subtle chemistry that made two
hearts beat as one, that made conversations weave together
like a fine tapestry and that made it worthwhile to stick
together in the good times and the bad, did not underlie
her relationship with Irene.
Whenever she spoke to her younger sister Winnie about
Mallory her husband, she found that Winnie had a tolerant
good humour that she had never felt in any relationship.
Mallory made Winnie laugh, and had brought her back home
when she had temporarily abandoned Bermuda in her early
twenties for New Orleans. He talked her into going back to
the island, and making a new life when the old life of
Bermuda had seemed impossible. As Gerri spoke to Irene,
asking her why she was leaving, Gerri knew that she didn’t
have whatever it was that it would take to keep Irene with
her. It was over. Still, it hurt – the deception, the lack
of discussion about the end of the relationship, the
failure to discuss what had gone wrong – it hurt and would
continue to hurt for a long time.
“So, you’re leaving, just like that?” Gerri watched Irene’s
tense face as she lined up her suitcases in a neat row. The
medium-sized box, Gerri knew, contained all of the things
that Irene had brought to their relationship – a few
ornaments, a teddy bear that sat on their bed and some
small bits of pottery and china. Irene had always kept her
things carefully separate from Gerri’s as though she had
known from the beginning that this day would happen. When
they’d moved to Winnipeg, Irene had left most of her things
behind in a storage cube in a Toronto warehouse and had
informed Gerri tersely that the university wasn’t really
paying enough for both of them to move all of their
belongings to Manitoba. They hadn’t discussed it, but it
was as though everything had been building to this minute
when Irene would finally walk out the door on her way
somewhere else.
“I haven’t got time to discuss this now. The taxi’s coming
in five minutes,” Irene said with clipped precision.
“What am I supposed to say to you in five minutes?” Gerri
shook her head.
“Oh Gerri, there’s nothing to say.” Irene made a dismissive
gesture. “Our relationship was over the day we moved to
this frozen wasteland.”
Gerri shook her head, puzzling it over, “But what about
your job at the University Archives?” She suddenly felt ill
when she thought about it, “I – we – the department went to
a lot of trouble to get you that interview at the
University Archives. They put your name ahead of other
people; they helped you find work because I asked them to,
and you didn’t even want the job.”
Irene beat her fingernail impatiently on the oak mission
table beside the chesterfield. “Yes, Gerri, you went to so
much trouble. I wouldn’t have dreamed of staying here
without that job. It’s a good thing I took a leave of
absence from my old job at the Archives at Victoria
College.”
“You allowed me to put my name on the line for a job you
weren’t planning to keep? Why did you do that, Irene?” It
felt as if someone had burned a piece out of Gerri’s heart.
Irene had lied to her, and had let her believe that
everything was all right. Many of the doubts that Gerri had
swirling in her head about Irene started her thoughts
percolating. “You told me you’d quit that job. Why did you
lie to me?” She pressed quietly.
“Come on, Gerri, why would I do that? Lose a job in Toronto
that I could never get back, come on! I’d have to be an
idiot. There was no point in confronting you about this.”
Irene tossed her long dark red hair and made a dramatic
sigh. She stretched out slowly like a cat. Gerri reflected
that she had always appreciated Irene’s long, sensuous,
beautiful body, but now the sight of the other woman was
beginning to nauseate her. Irene laughed nastily, “Wake up
Gerri. I’m going home where I belong.” She stared
attentively out the window as though she just expected
Gerri to go away and leave her alone while she waited for
the taxi to arrive.
“But I thought your job here was permanent,” Gerri
persisted, trying to catch Irene’s eyes and find some
fragment of guilt there, instead seeing nothing but the
impatience to be gone. Gerri continued, “I thought you were
going to finally send for your furniture in a couple of
months. I thought it was a done deal. I’d even phoned the
moving company.”
Irene made an irritated noise. “Look, that was just a story
I felt was easier. Anything was better than having this
discussion with you. I just cancelled them.”
“Why, Irene?”
Irene tried, as usual, to deflect attention away from her
own actions and onto Gerri, “Look, if you’d come through
after your PhD with a nice job in Toronto we’d still be
together. There was that job at Sheridan College.” Irene
stared at her fingernails as though the fact that Gerri
hadn’t taken a second rate job in Toronto was just beyond
her. Gerri knew her insistence on taking a much better
position at the University of Manitoba had been a sore
point between them, and she frankly had been surprised that
Irene had agreed to come out west at all. Irene cleared her
throat and continued in her little girl breathy voice, “But
I’m not,” she smiled and made an expansive gesture
encompassing the entire city, “living in this dump. Being
the girlfriend of a rising poet in Toronto, going to
lesbian events together, that was fun. This is a bore. You
work all the time. For what, I don’t know.”
Through a mist of tears, Gerri stared at Irene as though
she’d never seen her before. “I’m working toward tenure,
Irene. Job security, remember? We live in one of the best
neighbourhoods in this city.” She pushed her blonde bangs
out of her eyes, “it’s hardly a dump. I thought we had a
relationship and that we cared for one another. Not that I
was a tool for your societal aspirations.” For several
moments, she sat there with tears running down her face. It
was too late, and what did it matter anyway? Through her
swollen lids and misty salt-soaked eyes, she noticed that
the cab had driven up. She had been used, she had been lied
to and now she was being dumped.
“This doesn’t interest me. I’m sorry.” Irene shrugged her
shoulders.
“I thought love would be enough,” Gerri choked out, her
green eyes meeting Irene’s cold grey ones.
Without losing a beat, Irene grabbed her black leather
jacket that was sitting on top of her suitcase and
signalled for the cab driver to wait, “Look,” Irene said in
a controlled voice, “I don’t know about this love thing.
What I feel for you is what I feel for everyone I’ve lived
with. It lasts just so long, and then kaput,” she clapped
her hands, “it’s over for me. Maybe, we lasted a little
longer because I thought we were going somewhere together.
I liked going to readings with you, getting the attention,
being part of the scene. But since we’ve been in Winnipeg,
we’ve done that exactly once. And your colleagues aren’t
exactly my cup of tea. I’m just not interested in
discussing Henry James and the romantic poets. It’s a bore.
And your other friends, the art history teacher and her
artist husband with the big deal dog. It’s Sophie this,
Sophie that. And of course, there’s Ephiny and Phantes.”
“I thought you liked Lily and Chess. And what’s wrong with
Ephiny and Phantes?”
“Maybe,” Irene tossed out, “I just don’t like dogs in my
house. And as for your old friends, they’re just your old
friends baby, not mine.”
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t like dogs,” Gerri said in a
soft, thoughtful voice quoting her new friend Lily who
lived around the corner on Campbell.
“What did you say?” Irene turned around; she was wearing
her tightest blue jeans. Gerri thought how she used to
think they looked so amazing.
Gerri raised her voice, “I never thought you could be so
shallow.”
Irene slinked across the room, “Well, I’m not an academic
like you and your friends, Gerri. I do my best thinking on
my back.” Irene snickered, “unlike you apparently.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Gerri asked in a cold
voice.
“Well, you’re not exactly warming it up in the sack for
me.” Irene made a theatrical yawn.
Shaking, Gerri continued to cry as Irene got her things
together. A thought crossed Gerri’s mind as she watched
Irene signal the cab driver that she’d be a minutes.
Drawing her lip in determinedly, Gerri said. “I’d like my
keys back, please.”
Time seemed to stop as Irene turned and gave her a long
nasty glare. “Oh, I don’t know that I’d do that would you?
My lawyer is suing you for my part of the house; after all,
we’ve been together three years. Two in Toronto, and one
here. I think you owe me something for all my time and
trouble. I’ll give you the keys when I’m good and ready,
honey pie.
”
Gerri stood up. Her face was still tear-stained, and she
felt lied to and deceived, but it was payback time. She
smiled and looked Irene straight in the eye, “The family
trust owns the house Irene. You’ll have to sue them, and
since a major part of that money is in the Cayman Islands I
guess I’ll just have to say good luck with that. So, if I
were you I’d hand over the keys.”
Irene fished the keys out of her purse and tossed them on
the floor, “I knew your family had money, but I never
thought they were cheap.”
Gerri narrowed her eyes, “When I was looking for a house in
Winnipeg, Winnie suggested that the family trust could buy
it. She called it insurance, just in case. You never put
one penny into this house, not for the sanding and
refinishing the floor, not for the eaves, not for the
summer house that you wanted so badly when you whined all
last summer. You never asked about the taxes, the mortgage
or the down payment. You didn’t even turn up for the first
three months; you stayed in Toronto while Winnie and I
found a house to live in.”
“Your sister never liked me.” Irene observed nastily. “I
always knew...”
“Any discussion about Winnie is so out of bounds,” a
warning note crept into Gerri’s voice. “Winnie might not
trust you, but like or dislike doesn’t enter into it. If
we’d stayed together, it would’ve been different. But
you’ve been away a lot, and don’t think I haven’t noticed.”
Gerri glanced at Irene, who looked away, “Look at me and
tell me that you didn’t feather your bed back in Toronto
before you left. You know what I’m talking about!”
Irene eyes widened, “So the little professor did notice the
cold, empty bed at Christmas! What a bonus!”
“I noticed you weren’t with me in Bermuda when I went there
at the last minute to be with Winnie and her kids. And oh
yeah... did you spend last Christmas in Toronto with your
mother or someone else? Why weren’t we together at
Christmas? Why weren’t you there when I phoned? Maybe, I
should’ve taken Winnie up on the offer to have a detective
trail you.” Gerri nodded, “Is someone waiting for you at
the airport, and you still want my money?”
“That’s none of your business!” Irene snapped.
Gerri shook her head, “Never mind, the locks will all be
changed by midnight. Just get the heck out of my house. And
if I get even one letter from even one lawyer asking for
anything, I’ll give you something serious to think about.
I’m hoping that there isn’t anything in that cardboard box
that doesn’t belong to you.”
“I earned that piece of china,” Irene commented
rebelliously.
Gerri nodded. She knew exactly what she was talking about;
it was a large piece of Lladró that was fairly valuable.
They’d bought it when they were on holidays, and Gerri had
never liked it anyway. “Well, consider it a souvenir of our
time together.”
Irene zipped up her boots then threw her coat over her
shoulders. She moved the bags out of the house efficiently
and quickly. As she moved the last piece out, she turned
around and delivered a parting shot to Gerri before
shutting the door. “If you want love so much, get a dog,”
She said nastily. Then she slammed the door.
“I just may,” said Gerri softly, locking the door behind
her and hauling out the Yellow Pages with the listings for
the emergency locksmiths. She cried a little, and waited
for Best Bonded emergency locksmiths to turn up. She wasn’t
taking any chances. She also phoned the alarm company, and
thought seriously about changing the front and back doors
before deciding it was overkill. After making sure that the
locks worked front and back, she went over to her liquor
cabinet to pick up a 20 year bottle of Laphroig and then
phoned her friend Lily and her husband Winchester who lived
two streets over on Campbell.
While Lily was putting out her lemon squares which were
light, perfect and tangy, her classic blue roan English
Cocker Sophie came and put her chin on Gerri’s knee, giving
her a look of total compassion. ‘Tell me all about it,’ the
look said.
“You know Soph, it really sucks,” she told the spaniel. The
dog lowered her head as if to nod, then put her chin back
on Gerri’s knee offering silent sympathy with her dark
chocolate eyes.
“I think she understands what’s going on,” she said to Lily
as Sophie sat with her head in Gerri’s lap while they
sipped some more Laphroig.
“Of course she does,” said Lily. Lily had once owned her
own bakery, and was almost fifteen years older than Gerri.
For someone who was such a good baker, Lily was very slight
and a couple of inches taller than Gerri’s five foot four.
Lily was proud of her ability to find a great deal on any
second hand item of clothing even after Gerri had told her
about the episode of CSI where an expensive wedding dress
had been taken off a dead body by an unscrupulous funeral
parlour owner. Lily just laughed. Her hair colour changed
regularly from a brownish to a blondish to reddish hue
depending on her moods, and she absolutely refused to pay
for Gerri’s expensive hairdresser. However, she spent good
money buying expensive glasses and her dog came from a top
breeder. She’d been trying with no luck to talk Gerri into
buying an English Cocker for the last nine months. They’d
met one day when Lily had stopped and to talk and ended up
giving her a mini history of her house. Lily’s family had
lived in River Heights for two generations, and the
Minzberg’s, the last owner’s of Gerri’s house had been old
friends of Lily’s mother Bette.
She knew all about the intermingling Jewish and Italian
families of the southern part of the neighbourhood, and
knew all the best places to get good deals in the city’s
long- established clothing business. She also knew exactly
where to get the best fish, bread, meat and vegetables. She
was slightly snobby about her art, but her taste was
impeccable. Her husband was well-known for his prints as
well as his oil and acrylic paintings. Lately, he’d gotten
into computer art as well. Winchester or Chess, as Lily
called her husband, had begun his life in Brooklyn, New
York. He had a rusty emphatic voice and a way of telling
stories about the past which made her wonder how he could
have left the east behind for this cold western city, but
he seemed happy here. He could create the impression of
frailty with his gaunt frame at times, but when he was
working he seemed tireless. Gerri wondered whether Winnipeg
gave him the peace to do his work that living in the
eastern US would never have given him. Occasionally, he’d
have a show in New York which would make the local people
suddenly aware that there was a true artist in their midst.
But it was a strange city that had created many artists and
writers, and had brought them back home again once they had
seen the world. He was now one of theirs.
Winchester gave a crusty laugh. It was the practiced laugh
of a university professor, well honed and slightly
satirical. It was a useful tool for dealing with
recalcitrant students. “Oh come on, Lily, Sophie’s just
trying to get some food.
”
“Chess, Gerri’s drinking a glass of single malt.”
He shook his long expressive face, “Well, she’s trying to
get some single malt then.”
Lily rolled her eyes at her husband, “You’re as annoying as
Mum. Sophie doesn’t even like single malt.”
“Well, offer it to her, and see what she does,”
Winchester’s eyes twinkled.
“Now, there a great idea!” Lily laughed.
Gerri twisted the glass around and offered it to Sophie.
Sophie looked startled, wagging furiously she approached
the glass, but Gerri was unprepared for the inquisitive
nose to go diving right in to give the single malt a good
sniff. Sophie’s small rear end with it’s docked tail
resembled a dark blue-black beret. She looked up at Gerri
with dark mysterious eyes, then sneezed loudly into the
glass and sprayed dog saliva on Gerri as some of the single
malt rose up in the air.
“Did you see what you did?” Lily gave Winchester an annoyed
looked, and went to get a napkin, “A brilliant idea, Chess!
I’m really sorry about that Gerri, as though you haven’t
had a horrible enough day without the dog sneezing all over
you.”
“It’s not important, is it Sophie woofie? My super ball
player, eh!” Gerri tickled Sophie’s chin and the dog
grinned slightly.
Sophie’s tail continued to wag and she gave the human a
long stare. Sophie considered, ‘I wonder why Gerri wanted me to smell
that horrible stuff. That tickles my nose. Well,’
she blew out a
breath, ‘I
supposed Daddy Chess going to say something about that
other dog Gampey again, the one in that drawing beside his
bed. It’s always Gampey this, Gampey that! Piffle. It’s
true, I am a really great ball player just like Gerri said.
I wish Daddy Chess would notice that. Oh well, Mummy Lily
says great ball players run in the family.
‘ She put her muzzle back
down on Gerri’s leg.
Winchester shook his greying head and then made the
predictable statement, “Well, Sophie’s a wonderful dog. But
she’s not Gampey, Lily. Gampey would never have done that.”
Then he added in an annoyed tone, “I think Sophie’s
drooling on Gerri’s pants.” He paused thoughtfully and
considered the perfection of their first dog Gampey who
apparently had never been surpassed by any of their other
four dogs and who clearly never drooled on guests’
trousers.
Sophie promptly sighed loudly and looked at the ceiling.
“Chess, did you have to say that?” Lily demanded, “Look at
Sophie!”
“Honestly Lily, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Sophie’s a dog, she doesn’t speak English.” His rusty voice
sounded faintly exasperated with his wife who insisted the
dog understood every word.
“Well, you’ve really upset her.” Lily was emphatic.
Now, Winchester sighed. His wife was impossible about
Sophie, and Sophie just ran around in circles in the house,
scattering his drawings and pushing his art supplies onto
the ground when it pleased her. If he didn’t love Lily so
much, it would’ve been impossible. But he did love Lily. He
considered; Sophie wasn’t like Gampey but she might have
been a little like Nugget, the dog who was next to Gampey
in perfection. Who could tell, and maybe he should mention
to Lily how much Sophie looked like Nugget after all! Lily
would like that, and it would get him out of trouble. “I
don’t think she’s upset.” He said definitively, then added
softly, “But I do think she’s starting to look a bit like
Nugget.”
“Like Nuggie, do you think so?” Lily sounded hopeful.
“Well, yes she’s being so sympathetic with Gerri. So kind,
just like Nugget.” Chess nodded sagely, “Yes, I believe
she’s resembling Nuggie a lot these days.”
Lily looked pleased, and made a favourable comment to
Sophie. Then she went into the kitchen to find Sophie a
treat, and Sophie followed her hopefully.
Winchester turned back to Gerri, “Enough of crying in your
beer, how is your new book of poetry going?”
“Well, it’s been hard going. And this is hardly motivating,
this romance business.”
“Well - “ Chess hadn’t been a university professor for
twenty years without becoming slightly pedantic, “you
mustn’t let this romance business get you away from your
work. I’ve heard you could get early tenure for that that
last piece Blown Away, the one about the female outlaws.
Good work.”
“You think so?” Gerri turned her mind to her writing.
“Absolutely, it’s great work. And this next piece will be
just as good. Those bits that you showed me; I can do some
woodcuts for it. It will be groundbreaking work on gender
and sexuality.” He felt expansive, “After all, I did some
of my best work after my first wife Beulah left and before
Lily and I moved in together.”
“Lily was the great seductress.” She’d heard the story
before, but it was a good one and could bear repeating.
“My mother was so upset when we moved in together,” said
Lily coming back out of the kitchen with Sophie at her
heels chewing on a homemade liver biscuit, “ The decadent
artist and his mistress leading the sinful life. It was
kind of fun being a rebel.”
“Yes,” Chess grinned thinking about how his fellow
professors had thought he was quite the rogue at the time.
“We were the talk of the Art Department for a while there,
until we got married and did a year in England for her
Ph.D. It was a good time.”
And that
was how the rest of the evening went. Two weeks later Gerri
heard through the grapevine that Irene had moved in with a
rep for a textbook publisher who owned a house at St. Clair
& Bathurst. Clearly, Irene had feathered her nest
before moving on. She should forget her and move on as
well. Four months later, Gerri went to pick up a small
black English Cocker in Belwood near Toronto and brought
her home with her.
From the beginning Tuppence’s place in the neighbourhood
hierarchy of dogs had been assured. Today, she was going
out with Rebecca Lynne’s cocker Harvey – a laid back sleepy
blond male whose mother felt the need to take him for very
long walks even when Harvey would rather lie in front of
the fire and doze. Sophie was the head of the mini pack,
and Lily always made sure that Sophie had learned some new
trick to show off to the other dog owners. Sophie
obediently did every trick that Lily taught her, but had
other ideas about food.
Just now, Gerri could see Lily approaching with Sophie,
both dressed in blue coats. She had clearly addressed
Sophie firmly, because Sophie had leapt from Lily’s right
hand to the left and placed her butt on the ground as
though it had been superglued into place. Gerri knew the
sequence of commands that Lily had given Sophie almost by
heart, and felt in her heart that Sophie only went through
the motions because she knew that her owner was very proud
of ability to sit, stand, move and switch positions on
command. Sophie obeyed each command with a heart that was
willed by love and her owner’s pride in her ability to
control her dog in this one particular way. However, when
it came to surrendering a ball or giving up a tasty morsel
of food she had scavenged, Sophie’s jaws locked with all
the strength of a Bull Terrier. Today, however, in spite of
the cold day something was different.
In the midst of Lily’s orders, Sophie stood up uneasily and
looked across the road. There, on the corner was a tall
dark haired woman, approaching from the northwest. The dog
with her was formidable; the large black and white,
probably male, Border Collie sat on the opposite side of
the road and had fixed Sophie with an intense stare. He was
wearing a red woollen plaid jacket that covered his upper
body and the top of his legs, and his paws rested firmly on
the very corner of the curb. He had on a red collar and no
lead. The woman turned around slightly to look at Gerri
standing in the window. Time seemed to stop in Gerri’s
world suddenly. The woman looked straight at Gerri, her
intense ice blue eyes seeming to stare straight through her
soul.
The woman’s long black hair was braided back in a style
that Gerri had always wished that she could wear, but never
suited her. Gerri’s white blonde hair was kept relatively
short in contrast to this woman’s thick black braid. She
wore a bright red thickly- padded car coat which was
probably lined with down, matching red sheepskin gloves and
dark red leather boots which were also lined with
sheepskin. Gerri knew exactly where the gloves and boots
had come from because she had a similar pair in brown from
a boot and glove maker who specialized in custom fit items
of this kind. A thick scarlet muffler around her throat and
red sheepskin earmuffs that matched the glove completed the
picture.
Gerri could hear her heart thump in her chest as the blood
circulated through her system and the dark haired woman
locked eyes with hers. For a moment, she felt as though
they met before at some other time, but that was impossible
wasn’t it? Or had she seen her somewhere once before, and
felt this strange magnetism strike her soul and done
nothing about it? Indeed, even as the woman looked at her,
Gerri was struck with her ineptitude in this department.
Maybe, this woman was just a chance visitor to the
neighbourhood and she’d never see her again. She felt
strongly that she should do something. But what?
The stranger smiled at Gerri, and waved; she made some
comment to her waiting dog who started off across the
street.
Half way across the street the Border Collie met up with
Sophie who stopped and gave him a stern look, and then
foolishly growled at him. Lily pulled on Sophie’s lead and
spoke to her sternly. The Border Collie circled Sophie with
care, sniffing at her rear end and then tried to roll her
over. Sophie’s growl had turned into a snarl by now, but
the new dog wasn’t giving any quarter. He backed her across
the road while Lily pulled on Sophie’s collar and yelled,
and the dark-haired woman admonished her dog. By the time,
they reached the opposite side of the road Sophie and the
strange dog were still eye-to-eye. Now, Gerri could see the
blue unflickering stare of the Border Collie, and the
continued snarl of Sophie.
Gerri went to the front door and opened it. She ordered
Tuppence to stay, and went out onto the wide snow-cleared
steps. In a the blink of an eye, Sophie had jerked the lead
out of Lily’s hand and skittered across the road headed for
Gerri’s front door with the Border Collie right on her
tail. She whipped past Gerri who tried to block her. Sophie
ran into the house, while the Border Collie cut in on the
opposite side. Now, three dogs were inside.
Tuppence began running in excited circles and barking, then
headed over to the window to bark some more. Sophie made a
beeline for the kitchen where she knew her friend
Tuppence’s leftover food was located, and the Border Collie
followed close behind her. All three dogs met in a flurry
in the dining room as Lily made it breathlessly to the door
calling Sophie’s name. The Border Collie owner made to the
house second, right after Lily calling out ‘Raffi’ in a
stern voice. All three dogs ran in circles chasing each
other in a flurry, first around the living room, then
around the dining room, then bolted briefly into the family
room evading capture by Lily and Raffi’s owners. Then, all
three dogs slipped past the humans again and dashed up the
stairs with Sophie leading the pack, after which there was
total silence. Gerri stood, her mouth agape, eying the open
doorway where the bitter cold created a steady stream of
heat leaking out into the street.
“What the heck?” The dark-haired woman began to apologize,
“I’m so sorry, Raffi has never done this before.” She
flashed Gerri a white, apologetic smile, “I’m Arty, by the
way, Arty Pierantonio.”
“Gerri von Biedermann,” she got out, before she was
interrupted by Lily.
“Oh, you’re the new vet at South River Heights Animal
Hospital. I’m Lily Silverstein. I thought I saw you when I
went in last week to see Dr. Brookner - Mary Brookner, she
breeds cockers, English Cockers. She bred Sophie.” Lily
sounded like all English Cocker owners, very proud to make
the announcement of their pet’s fine parentage. “Well,” she
continued in tone which was clearly not intended to make
friends, “I would have thought that a vet would have had
better control over their own pets. Even a Border Collie. ”
The tone also implied that Border Collies were slightly
beneath English Cockers in their abilities to be obedient,
even though Gerri knew full well that Lily was entranced by
the sheep herding trials that were on PBS occasionally on
Saturday afternoons in the winter.
Arty’s tone continued to be cordial, but her smile froze
slightly, “Well, if your cocker didn’t have problem with
authority…”
“Sophie, a problem with authority? Listen here, ask anyone
in this neighbourhood if Sophie isn’t the sweetest dog in
all of River Heights or all of the city for that matter,”
Lily was clearly defensive, “Don’t you think, Gerri, that
Sophie has the best manners that you’ve ever seen?”
“Well I...” Gerri began, not wanting to take sides against
this new and interesting stranger who had just turned up in
her house. She wasn’t really interested in whether Sophie,
Raffi or Tuppy had the best manners. In fact, at that
moment she was only tangentially interested in the dogs.
She was interested in the new stranger who was so striking
and, she hoped, so obviously lesbian. At least, that was
what she seemed to be. She listened to the adversarial
conversation through a fog of other thoughts, thoughts that
were far away from dogs and much closer to human.
“I’m not saying that Sophie isn’t well bred or beautiful,
Mrs. Silverstein,” Arty was firm, “But she obviously has
some dominance issues. Raffi is a large male, and she
should be aware of that before trying to take him on. If he
wasn’t so sure of his position, he might have become
hostile with Sophie.”
“I see, and what do you call his chasing her all the way
into a stranger’s house?” Lily asked pointedly.
“He’s a dog.” Arty explained patiently. “He was playing.”
The emphasis on the first pronoun indicated politely, but
firmly that dogs would be dogs – but occasionally their
human owners could take them too seriously. Gerri wondered
whether Arty had seen Lily showing off Sophie’s technical
skills in obedience at the South River Heights Animal
Hospital. Lily could be overly proud of Sophie at times,
but it was a pride founded on real love of her pet. In the
world of vets, surely Lily’s passion for her dog was
welcome when they saw so many other dogs who weren’t loved.
For a moment, Gerri felt almost overprotective of her
friend, but as usually Lily wasn’t shy about speaking for
herself. And now wasn’t any exception.
Lily tossed her head, “So your dog was playing by herding
my dog into a stranger’s house?” She sounded determined.
Arty suppressed a smile, “Well actually- technically um,”
she spoke with her hands and her blue eyes lit up, “Since
he is a Border Collie and he thinks herding is fun, yeah he
was playing. And it seems to me Sophie was on pretty
familiar territory. She didn’t hesitate to help herself to
the leftover dog food. “She winked at Gerri. “What are they
doing upstairs, they’re pretty quiet?”
“For all we know your enormous dog has herded poor Sophie
into a corner, she’s probably a nervous wreck.” Lily looked
upset.
“Can I help?” asked a familiar Irish lit at the front door.
A tall blondish woman with rosy cheeks holding a plastic
box was standing in the doorway with a yawning blonde
cocker on a lead. “I noticed the door was open so Harvey
and I thought we’d just come in.”
“Why not?” Gerri shrugged, “The rest of the neighbourhood
is here.”
“Sure, what do you say Harvey? Do you want to have another
nap?” Rebecca laughed good-naturedly and Harvey yawned and
crept over toward the fireplace. “Well,” Rebecca said
briskly, “let’s shut the front door before we heat up all
of the outdoors. I’m Rebecca Lynne, by the way. So are you
the one that bought the big bungalow just up from the
corner of Oak?”
Arty looked confused, “How do you know?”
“Oh,” Rebecca looked slightly embarrassed, “I got my son
David to check out who had moved into that house. I’d
always fancied it, especially after old Mr. Gold did all
that landscaping and put that nice pool in the back. So,
moved into by yourself, have you? Used to have a lot of
garden before the landscaping and the pool, still it has
some great varieties of day lilies in the front. Where’d
your dog go? Alan saw you walking him to the park
yesterday. Alan was saying he was so smartly dressed in a
red coat, and so obedient.”
“I think he’s cornered Sophie upstairs,” Lily sounded
slightly upset.
“They were playing!” Arty was emphatic.
Rebecca waved her hand, “That’s bound to be it, isn’t it?
After all, there isn’t even the slightest peep from the
kids upstairs. Let’s just go and take a look.”
“Sophie will be a nervous wreck,” Lily was upset.
Rebecca patted Lily on the shoulder, “I’m sure it’s fine.”
All four women crept quietly up the stairs and around the
corner, while Gerri silently congratulated herself for
making her bed that morning. They turned the corner and
Harvey bolted in between their legs and made himself
comfortable on the bed along with the other three dogs.
Tuppence was
lolling on her back with her head hanging down over the
edge as if to say, “I’m a helicopter, I’m a
helicopter...look at me.” She had a slightly dippy smile on her
face.
Sophie was sitting bolt upright, a red ball triumphantly in
her mouth. “I told
you I was a ball player, see. Look Raffi, I’m a
ballplayer.”
Raffi sat at the end of the bed near the pillow surveying
the others, looking pleased with himself.
‘See Mum, one,
two, three and four that’s me. I’ve herded us all together.
I’m such a good boy.’
Harvey turned around in a circle, yawned politely,
‘Oh I’m so sleepy;
I’ll just nod off in this corner. So warm, so cosy,
so...’ And he
drifted into a loud snore.
All four dog owners looked faintly surprised. Rebecca shook
her head, “Well, I guess they’re okay. Don’t you mind them
on your bed.”
“That’s the dog cover, I keep in on the bed to keep it
clean.” Gerri waved her hand dismissively.
“Sophie seems fine,” Rebecca added pointedly.
“Tuppence lost that ball six months ago,” Gerri said
thoughtfully.
“I remember that!” Lily mused, “I thought you’d looked
under the bed the last time Sophie was over here for a
barbecue.”
“Yeah, that’s when it went missing!” Gerri caught Arty’s
eye, “I guess Sophie knew where it was all along.”
“Well ladies, I think we should leave the dogs in peace and
go downstairs and make coffee. I was going to take Harvey
for a nice long walk, but obviously he has no interest in
this proceeding.”
“Oh you’re with
your friends.” Arty was apologetic, “I should leave.”
“Not at all,” Gerri said emphatically, “it’s obvious we
want to know all about our new neighbour, or at least my
friends do. Why don’t you stay and keep us company?”
“Well I don’t know...today’s my day off...I was thinking of
visiting that bakery restaurant over near Osborne,
The Tribal
Chef.” Arty
straightened her coat.
“Well, I did bring homemade peanut butter cookies and apple
squares. I think they are even better than the ones
that The Tribal
Chef used to make
when Eponin and Solari ran it before they opened up a
restaurant. The guy who runs it now likes raw dough, what
can you say? It was once a women’s collective of some kind.
I think was called the Amazon Jungle? They’re good friends
of Gerri here.”
“Really!” Arty looked at Gerri again. “The Amazon Jungle?”
“No, it was called Amazon Java Juice,” Lily shook her head,
reminding Rebecca, “Some other women in the collective,
Cyane Blackstone and Melosa Weatherly, left and formed
Amazon Enterprises. It publishes lesbian books, and a lot
of specialty stuff like Gerri’s poetry. In fact, they were
lucky to get Gerri’s new book of poetry,
“Gender
Borders”. It’s a
groundbreaking work about women in the past and in the
present who live on the edges of gender.
“You mean like women who were soldiers and doctors in the
American Civil War?” Arty asked, surprising Gerri with her
insight.
“Actually, I write about all kinds of passing women right
up until the present day,” Gerri commented, “Our
definitions of gender are too narrow, and by helping to
explode our concepts of gender I open up new frontiers for
all women.”
“Oh yeah, here we go again!” Lily shook her head, “Some of
us like our prisons.”
“I’d heard that you were a poet.” Arty grinned, “I guess
for you, poetry is a spiritual experience.”
“Really,” Gerri responded, “How would you know that if you
hadn’t read my poetry?” Arty didn’t respond to this
comment, and looked momentarily chagrined.
When Gerri showed Arty to the front hall coat closet where
she should stow her jacket and boots, she was quiet and
Gerri wondered again where or if she’d seen Arty before.
Her other friends knew where to hang up their coats, so
they followed suit, and then they all trooped out to the
kitchen where they waited while Gerri began the coffee. She
took some coffee things into the living room, and started
to set them up on the coffee table.
Arty stood quietly to the side in the kitchen in her
fashionably low cut blue jeans and soft red cashmere
sweater, feeling very out of place. These people seemed
very friendly, but who knew what they really thought.
“So,” Lily began inquisitively, “are you from around here?”
Arty smiled slightly. “No, British Columbia, Vancouver. I
went to vet school in Saskatchewan. But you can’t buy a
doorframe in Vancouver these days for less than a fortune,
so I came out here. My grandfather’s family has an old
cottage on Lake of the Woods, so I’m kind of familiar with
Winnipeg.”
“You moved here by yourself?” Lily asked her.
Rebecca nudged her, “That’s really too nosy.”
“I don’t know, Rebecca, you sent David out to look over who
was moving in.” Lily pushed her friend’s shoulder.
“Well,” Rebecca said calmly, “I need to stay on top of
things before Mrs. Lily Silverstein, the welcoming
committee, just waltzes in the door and gets all the
information before the rest of us.”
Both women
looked curiously at Arty with their eyebrows raised.
Cool blue eyes
appraised them both. “I’m single.” Arty announced finally.
“The rest you’ll have to find out for yourselves.” She
looked directly at the other two women, “So, maybe you can
tell me whether Gerri’s always lived her by herself?”
Rebecca noticed that the other woman was very tall, almost
a head taller than her.
“Quite right,” Rebecca nodded. Then she shook her head,
“It’s an awful story.”
“Horrible, heartbreaking” confirmed Lily, “But we never
said so.”
Gerri came back into the room to get the coffee. She
noticed that the other women were somewhat quiet, and
looked around with a puzzled air. “What have you two
trouble makers been up to?” She looked faintly
disapproving.
Lily giggled nervously while Rebecca smiled smugly. Arty
appeared to be studying the floor. Then they all headed out
to the living room to find the coffee and cookies. The dogs
remained astonishingly absent in spite of the lure of
cookies and other yummy smells.
It took almost an hour for Lily to sufficiently probe
Arty’s views on art, films and dogs, while Rebecca got in a
few questions about Arty’s family. Gerri managed to smile
several times at Arty, while Arty smiled back and made
several favourable comments about the interior decoration
that made Gerri blush. After Irene left, she had repainted
the whole downstairs and done extensive brushwork around
the borders of all the rooms and in the hallways.
Lily then began a discussion about her own scholarship in
Art History, but before she could enlarge on Winchester’s
work she discovered that Arty owned a piece that Winchester
had done.
“Oh, where did you buy it?” Lily looked puzzled.
“It was bought around fifteen years ago in New York,” Arty
picked up another peanut butter cookie, “I think I’ll have
just one more. These are excellent by the way.” She waved
one of the cookies at Rebecca.
“But that would mean you would’ve had to buy it at the show
with the really big pieces. Unless, it was one of really
little pieces.”
“Uh ah,” Arty shook her head, “it’s a pretty big piece. You
know, it’s the one with all the animals around the
waterhole in Africa. It’s... I don’t know, around by six by
nine or so.”
Lily looked puzzled, “But I thought some hermit millionaire
on top of a mountain in BC bought that one. That was so
quite a long time ago now.”
“He did.” Arty grinned, “And now I have it.”
“But how did you get it?”
“Through family connections.” Arty grinned, “Kind of funny,
isn’t it? It’s just a few blocks away from where it was
created.”
“Yeah, in our studio in the backyard,” Lily mused, “Fifteen
years ago.”
“Actually, I have a confession,” Arty looked pleased, “My
grandfather bought it for me. We were visiting New York,
and went to the exhibit. I’ll never forget the photographs
of your husband’s studio. After I moved here, I found out
that he lived on Campbell and I went over and looked at it
from the alleyway. I don’t know. It influenced me into
buying the house on Oak, anyway.” She settled down into the
rocking chair where she’d made herself comfortable, and
continued to watch Gerri as she answered the questions. She
was expecting the other women to stay much longer, but
suddenly, Rebecca got up and began to organize herself.
“We really have to go,” she announced politely.
“We do?” Lily asked making herself more comfortable.
“Yes, we do!” Rebecca gave Lily a nudge. “You know, we have
to go to the sale thingy. The one at-at...” she grasped for
an inspiration for a moment, “Yes, you remember Lily, it’s
the one at Osborne.”
“Osborne?” Lily looked stunned. “What’s on Osborne?”
Rebecca appeared to think a minute, “You know that vinyl
something place; it don’t know I think it’s called Round
the Corner, you know the one with the records. It’s been
there for twenty years.”
“Why are we going there?” Lily looked bewildered.
Inspiration struck Rebecca, “Winchester wanted a jazz
album. He mentioned it last week.” Rebecca pronounced after
a moment’s inspiration. She began to embroider on her
theme. “They had an original copy of that Dave Brubek
album Time
Out that was in
good shape, and Chess wanted to get a new copy because his
was worn out. And we could look at a CD for Jenny for her
birthday.”
“Isn’t Jenny’s birthday in June?” Lily looked dubious about
buying a present for Rebecca’s daughter in February, even
though the album sounded like a good idea. However, it was
very cold outside and she was starting to have a good time
with this new woman who seemed to be fond of her husband’s
work. They could just eat some sandwiches and talk about
art, Lily’s favourite activity. She said lazily, “We could
hang out here for a while. I was just getting into a
discussion of Chess’s paintings with Arty.”
Rebecca looked at Lily over her the top of her glasses
decisively. “No, I’m sure that Gerri can tell Arty all
about them, Lily.” She had a good feeling about this tall
woman, and Gerri had been alone a long time, and all her
friends knew about the fruitless efforts of some of her
lesbians friends to get Gerri to go out on a date. If only
Lily would let nature take its course. She stressed her
next words, “I’m sure that Jenny said she wanted that song
from that movie, Strictly Ballroom.
I think it’s called
Love is in the
air.” She
emphasized the title heavily to Lily who stared at her
fixedly for a moment as though she’d gone mad.
“Love is in the
Air,” Lily
repeated cluelessly.
“Yes, Love is in
the Air,” Rebecca
said with slow emphasis.
Lily seemed to think about it and then the clue hit her.
“Right!” Lily agreed suddenly, “We do have to leave.
Love is in the
Air by Paul
Young, it’s the perfect present. We need to go right away
and go to that vinyl place.” She got up to search for her
coat and boots. She called loudly for Sophie who came
rushing down the stairs. She was followed by Harvey who
yawned and walked slowly down the staircase. Raffi walked
behind them all and Tuppence walked slowly and deliberately
in front of him as he nudged her gently, herding her down
the staircase.
“Look at Sophie and Harvey,” Rebecca chortled, “One is
asleep at the wheel and the other is turbo charged. And the
other two look like they’re getting along well.”
‘Do things look
like they’re going well?’ panted Sophie to Harvey as they had
their coats and boots pulled back on.
‘Perfectly, that
was a brilliant idea of yours Raffi running upstairs like
that with Sophie!’ Tuppence barked.
‘I knew it would
be just the ticket,’ he barked back, ‘And thank Heaven that door was open!’
“Girls and boys,” Lily said sternly, “What’s all this
barking about?”
‘See ya later,
Blackie,’ Sophie
said as she slipped out this door.
“Goodness look at all the excitement,” Rebecca commented.
‘Have a good time
with Blackie, Raf. I’m going home for a
snooze,’ Harvey
added.
“Yes, I haven’t seen them this excited for a long time,”
Lily agreed, “We’ll have to talk about Chess’s work some
other time, Arty.”
“Come on Lily,” Rebecca called out as they headed down the
steps with the flying ears of the two dogs in the lead.
From the large glass window, Arty and Gerri stood and
watched Lily and Rebecca headed up four houses south to
Rebecca’s house. “You’ve got good friends,” Arty commented.
They sat on the sofa in front of the fire. Their two dogs
stretched out companionably side by side like old friends.
“Yeah, they’re nice. Lily’s an amazing baker as well. Her
lemon squares are to die for.”
“You think I could get some?” Arty look plaintive, “I love
lemon squares.”
Gerri nodded as Lily’s form disappeared down the road,
“Well, if you play your cards right. You never know. Lily
seems to like you.”
Arty laughed and then thought soberly, “Well, I’m taking up
all your time. For all I know, you have plans for today.
You do write poetry, and I may have interrupted the
creative flow.”
“The creative flow can wait. That’s one of the advantages
of living in Winnipeg. It’s a quiet life. And I’ve been
working on a new short story, a new idea. I’m not sure
where it’s going right now.” Gerri smiled, “Anyway, how did
you find out that I wrote poetry?”
Arty shrugged her shoulders and her blue eyes sparkled,
“Um, I guess the same way that your friends found out that
I’d moved into that big bungalow on the corner of Oak.” She
looked suitably mysterious, and glanced back at Gerri’s
green eyes.
The icy blue eyes gave Gerri a strange feeling, and she
probed more to make conversation. “But that’s not it, is
it?” She guessed shrewdly her green eyes flickering with
golden lights, “You’d heard of my poetry before, hadn’t
you?” When she cast her mind back, she suddenly remembered
a big room set with lots of chairs, and a tall dark-haired
woman at the very back with ice-blue eyes watching her
silently. It had been her last reading in Vancouver, three
years ago at Little Sisters
bookstore. The room had been
packed with people, all of them waiting for a new work from
the rising lesbian poet - her. Gerri was modest about her
work, even though she worked hard as a poet and a short
story writer; she never considered her work in the light of
any of the commentaries that appeared in book reviews or
back covers calling her “the Sappho for a new generation.”
Poetry was just what she did, and she was lucky to get
attention for her efforts.
Gerri was more interested in the positive reactions from
her actual audience, who were largely lesbians, and was
happy that people were reading her work. At that reading in
Vancouver, she had been reading from her second to last
work, “Blown
Away”, which had
been a series of extended narrative prose poems about women
outlaws and gunslingers in the Wild West in the
19th
century. Almost all of them
had had sad stories, like Belle Starr who died left by the
wayside by brigands or Calamity Jane who became an
alcoholic. Now, she remembered the woman with the blazing
blue eyes at the back of the room who had asked her about
the sadness in her poetry and if she saw love and life in
that this same way. At that time, a year after Irene had
left, Gerri had found herself distrustful of love. The sad
tales of the women outlaws and gunslingers had suited her
mood, verifying that love was impermanent and ended in
tragedy.
For her, at that time, there had been work, friends, family
and promotion.
“I remember you,” she said slowly to Arty, “Three years ago
in Vancouver, you asked me if I saw love as dangerous as it
was for the women in my poetry.”
Arty turned to her with a look of sorrow in her blue eyes.
Sensing his mistress was distressed, Raffi lifted his head
from over near the gas fire where he lay beside the smaller
Tuppence. A short inquiring noise crossed his lips, but was
cut short by one look from Arty.
“And you said that even though times were different and
women had more and better choices that this didn’t make
them any happier.”
“Then you asked me if that meant that I didn’t believe in
love,” Gerri continued, “And I said that I didn’t know.
That to follow someone in love could be a dangerous path.”
“Yes, I wondered why you said follow?” Arty asked her.
For a moment Gerri looked perplexed as she sought the
words, “When I spoke to you, I just had this feeling we had
met before. I had this feeling that I should follow you,
but that made no sense at all. My last relationship was a
disaster. I was so afraid. Then I saw you, and for a moment
I wasn’t afraid anymore and then you were gone. When the
reading was over, you just vanished. I thought you’d wait
or come back, but you didn’t. Why did you vanish?”
Arty made a long blink, and shook her head as if
remembering. “What I’m going to say is going to sound
foolish.”
“What do you mean?”
“When I saw you, you were in such pain. I felt drawn to
you, but just as strongly I was worried about bringing pain
to you. I wondered if I’d once brought pain to you.” Arty’s
eyes looked troubled.
“You mean before. A long time before, don’t you?”
“Yes, but that seems impossible. I have a picture in my
mind of you yelling, ‘I hate you.’ I don’t know; it seemed
so real. Like I’d met you before, just like when I saw you
this morning. I’ve read,” Arty confessed, “all your poetry.
It’s like you’re searching for something you’ve lost and
can’t find.”
“Maybe,” suggested Gerri touching Arty’s hand very
tentatively then withdrawing, “I’ve never met it until now.
But this is crazy. What I write is different from who I am.
Just because I’m a poet who hasn’t written about happy,
fulfilled love doesn’t mean that I don’t believe it’s
possible. But when I saw you I knew that we had met, didn’t
you?”
“Yes,” Arty breathed, “But what about the memory?”
Gerri smiled, “Maybe we fixed it. Whatever made me angry.”
“So you don’t think I’m crazy?” Arty looked down at her.
“You don’t think I’m crazy when I say that I knew when you
said following someone in love was dangerous, that we had
tread a dangerous road together.”
“Maybe we were outlaws,” Gerri suggested.
“Or pirates,” added Arty.
“Or maybe we just found a place to live in peace finally,”
Gerri smiled. “But don’t you think love is dangerous?”
“If love wasn’t dangerous, would it be worth the risk?”
Arty asked.
“But what about people who hurt you who aren’t your soul
mate? How does that happen?” Gerri threw out.
“Maybe, it’s like Shakespeare’s sonnets. Maybe, you love
some people that aren’t really worth loving,” Arty
suggested.
“Like the difference between the dark lady and the fair
youth?”
“I don’t know.” Arty pushed her dark bangs back, “Maybe
when they’re not worth it, it hurts even more because you
lose a piece of yourself when it ends. It makes you hate
yourself.”
“Have you felt like that?” Gerri asked.
“Oh yeah, haven’t you? I know you have, that’s what all
those poems were about. I couldn’t talk to you then; I
couldn’t even ask you to autograph my book. All I could do
was watch you because the time wasn’t right.”
“And now?”
Arty lifted her head proudly, “We’ll see. Let’s get to know
each other a little first. This is going so very fast. I
don’t want to be one of those lesbian jokes, you know -
what does a dyke bring to a second date?”
“A U Haul.” said Gerri drily.
“Yeah, well. Let’s talk some more; go over to that park
that is close to here.”
Arty got up to go and find her coat, and as she shifted the
newspaper peaked out from underneath the cushions. She
glanced at the personal ads, and nodded sagely before
handing it silently to Gerri.
First Gerri blushed, then she stammered, “I um, have been
alone for long time now.”
Arty gave her a sly smile, and took the newspaper from
Gerri’s slightly shaking hand, “Oh, you don’t need to
explain anything to me. But just as a matter of curiosity,”
she glanced down at the paper, “Are you ‘hot and waiting’
or ‘waiting for you.’
Gerri looked slightly shy and said quietly standing up to
move toward the coat closet, “Neither, I’m the activist
cuddler who wants long walks.”
Arty put the paper onto the oak table beside the sofa, and
placed her hands gently on the shorter woman’s shoulders
from behind reassuringly. “Well, I have a Border Collie so
you know I like long walks. But I’m only an activist about
animal rights, and I’m not even really devoted to the cause
because I’m not a vegetarian and I wear leather boots.”
Gerri could feel the healing warmth of Arty’s hands right
down to the bone, filling her with longing. It seemed like
a familiar feeling and was very attractive. It was all she
could do not to lean over and caress one of the hands with
her lips, but she restrained herself. She hardly knew this
woman, what was happening to her? Lightly, she commented on
her advertisement in the paper. “Yeah, well I consider
myself an activist about women’s rights and lesbian rights
especially in my writing.”
Arty walked with even long strides toward the closet, “Is
that what you consider important? Would that make a
relationship work for you? Is that what your last partner
was lacking?” Her voice made light of the question, but a
serious intention deep underneath. If this was the
yardstick by which Gerri measured relationships, sadly she
considered that this was not what she had to offer. She
wasn’t interested in protests or political action in the
broader sense. Her politics was her veterinary work with
animals, her attempts to keep as many of them in good homes
as was possible by making sure that people neutered their
pets and provided them with good care. She worked for the
SPCA as a free vet once a week to help people who couldn’t
afford a regular vet, and she constantly struggled to make
sure that her more needy clients did not abandon their pets
because of the cost of onerous bills. Sometimes, she would
fight with her colleagues about this, taking on a case just
to help out someone who needed expensive work that they had
no way of doing any other way.
She thought with a certain sense of pride about a homeless
Native man who did wonderful work in wooden sculpture, and
who had a serious drinking problem. A beautiful sculpture
of a raven sat on in her office in the South River Heights
Clinic. It had been given to her in the place of payment
for complicated and expensive surgery on his shepherd-mix’s
leg when no other doctor would take on the work. Now, he
had a temporary job cleaning animal clinics in Vancouver
and a place to sleep. There was satisfaction in that, but
it wasn’t political and she didn’t publicize her work or
make it generally known. She wanted to be sure that Gerri
didn’t want something from her that she wasn’t prepared to
give.
She listened with care to the voice behind her; Gerri was
talking about Irene, about the failed relationship and
about what Irene had been to her. “Irene,” Gerri said
quietly, “seemed like the perfect girlfriend, the perfect
partner at first.”
That made Arty tingle, and then as Gerri wrapped herself in
her winter clothes she listened, “I thought Irene was
interested in what I was interested in – literature and
writing, poetry and books, art and documentaries – but what
I found was that Irene was a liar and had been playing
games.” From her voice, it sounded like she was crying, but
when Arty turned around Gerri was brushing them away with
her hands. “I was stupid, a fool. I believed she wanted to
be with me because of me and then I realized she was
interested in what I was, not who I was.”
Startled, Arty was uncertain what Gerri was saying at first
then the truth dawned on her. She thought about her
Winchester Silverstein painting, and how Lily had been
surprised that she – a mere vet – could have such a major
work in her house. While it was true she had insurance for
it and an alarm system, it was largely protected because
nobody would have realized the piece for what it was
because it was in a house in South River Heights, not the
house of a millionaire. She couldn’t afford such a
painting, but her grandfather could and her family would
leave her much, much more. With venom in her voice, Arty
commented harshly, “She thought you had money.”
A shiver went down Gerri’s back, the voice was so familiar
– its power and strength. “No,” she said clearly, “it was
worse than that. My father, my family have a title. It
means nothing; all German titles were banned after World
War I. My father left my mother when I was very little. His
family left Germany in 1937, and left him with poor
relatives in Berlin. My father was a few months old. When
he married my mother, he was a lot older than her. They ran
around Europe; they spent time in Germany long before the
wall came down, then later in South America. When my mother
finally couldn’t take it anymore, she went home, divorced
him and married my stepfather. He was her childhood
sweetheart, and everything was okay for a while. Dad sold
commercial real estate; we lived in medium-sized house in
the Annex. My brother went to St. George’s; he’s a
stockbroker, but we don’t speak. Mum threw me out of the
house when I was eighteen after I spent the night with a
girlfriend. We just drifted apart. My stepfather said my
father was Nazi, that he was responsible for ruining my
mother’s life.”
Arty considered, “That doesn’t really jive with the story
about him being in hiding during the war, does it? Or the
family leaving Germany. Maybe, he was Jewish. Do you think
they were spies or something?”
“Oh that’s the best part!” Gerri laughed bitterly, “Mum was
very white bread. She probably would have preferred it if
he’d been a Nazi. She wouldn’t have wanted to know about
Winnie, my sister. I couldn’t believe that it upset Irene,
and how much she disliked her. As for my father being a
spy, I just know that there is a wall where information
about him is concerned. I don’t know what he was or who he
worked for!”
“Do you think Irene’s problem was just about money?” Arty
put a hand on her shoulder. “Or was it something else?”
Gerri shrugged unhappily, “I don’t know; Winnie is part
Chinese, and Irene was well, not polite sometimes. I think
that Irene heard about me from someone else in the
community, and picked me out like a mark. You’d think the
daughter of spy would’ve been smarter. But Winnie was on to
her from the beginning. I found out later she thought I
could afford a big house in Toronto, the title you see. And
Winnie’s resort in Bermuda. There’s money, but not like
Irene thought. A lot of Winnie’s money comes from her
extended family, her father was in the resort business in
Bermuda and she kept up the business. Some of the property
in Bermuda comes from the Von Biedermann’s, but we divided
it up in a trust. Equal shares for Winnie and me, and by
extension eventually for my nieces.”
“That sounds nice, Irene didn’t like them?”
“Oh, she was polite when we were down in Bermuda. But she
was pretty angry when she found out that my house here was
in the family trust. The trust is actually in the Caymans,
so she couldn’t touch it. That was Winnie’s idea.”
“It sounds like Winnie looks out for you.”
“Winnie is cautious, but we have reason to be. When I
looked into my family history I found out that my
grandfather was actually born in London, and they were half
English, but father was born in Leipzig. He was a baby when
the family went on vacation, and never came back for him. I
think the solicitor who told me about the family knew much
more, but he never told me. And he died a few years ago.
I’ve never even applied for a British passport because I’m
too scared to do it.”
“It’s ancient history. But I guess you’re protecting
yourself.” Arty said thoughtfully.
“You believe that part of the past is that dead?” Gerri
questioned.
Arty spun her around and looked in her eyes, “No, no I
don’t. My parents called me Artemisia Pierantonio because
there’s an old family story that we’re related to the
painter with that name. No, I’m Italian - I know that the
past is still alive in lots of places. You’re probably
right, and who wants a visit from MI6 anyway?”
“Not me.” Gerri commented, “But I never told Irene about
this.”
“You told Lily?” Arty guessed.
“Of course. She, naturally, is sure that my father was
hidden during the war, that the family is part Jewish. But
nobody I hire can get past the wall, everything is wiped
out. It’s as though they never existed.”
“You must have hired an investigator to find this much
out!” Arty’s eyebrows rose. “They should’ve found something
besides your father’s will, and information on your
sister.”
“No, that was it. If there is another family, they were
wiped off the face of the earth.”
“That’s bizarre,” Arty said, “You’re right to be careful.
And Irene didn’t need to know.”
“No,” Gerri said slowly, “She didn’t even want to come out
here, but she was persuaded by the big house and stayed for
a whole six months. I helped get her a job. She said she’d
quit her old job, but that wasn’t really the case.”
“Ouch, how long
were you here when you two broke up?”
“Nine months.”
“Where did the other three months go?” Arty lifted an
eyebrow.
“I told you, it took a long time for her to decide to come
out here, and I believe she only came so that she could sue
me for half of the house. She told me that she was starting
proceedings when she left. I got one letter from a lawyer
in Toronto which was dated the day after she left, and then
that was it. It all stopped when they realized the house
was in a trust, and that the trust was held through the
Caymans.”
“Good,” Arty
said dryly.
“Can I pick them or what?” Gerri shrugged. “I want you to
believe it would’ve been different if she’d had any
intentions of staying with me here. I would’ve split
everything 50/50, but she didn’t even bring anything out
here but her clothes. She already had a woman ready to move
in with before she even left me. Boy, I was stupid!”
“How old were you when you met Irene?” Arty asked.
“Oh, we broke up when I was twenty-eight, and we’d been
together in Toronto for a couple of years. So, I was
twenty-six.”
Arty came over to help Gerri get the lead onto Tuppence
along with the doggie coat and boots that had been removed
in the kitchen. She bent her dark head over the dog and
smiled, “Well,” she said with a small smile, “sweet
twenty-six and never been kissed.” Gerri felt her cheeks
burn and drew back almost afraid that Arty was going to
kiss her.
“Not quite that innocent,” she protested.
“Yeah, I bet you were,” Arty teased.
“So, how old are you, Ms. Experience?”
“Thirty-eight, chatterbox,” Arty tightened a strap on the
dog’s lead and whistled for Raffi.
“If you think I’m a chatterbox, you need to meet my family.
Winnie’s husband Mallory, Winnie and my nieces can out talk
me any day. Doesn’t Raffi need a lead?”
Arty cleared her throat, “Well, actually contrary to
anything that might have happened today, this is the very
first time that Raffi has ever needed any kind of lead. He
does exactly what he’s supposed to. You’ll see, he never
even crosses the road until he’s allowed.”
“So, why is he called Raffi?”
“Actually, he’s called Raffles. You look like an old movie
buff, think of thieves.”
Gerri looked puzzled for a moment, “Oh, Raffles, the
gentlemen burglar! David Niven, wasn’t it?”
“Yes,” Arty looked significantly at Raffi as he headed for
the road, “Watch your behaviour, mister!”
He looked up with an air of hurt Border Collie integrity.
Arty called out to him, “Yes, you, mister. Don’t think I’ve
forgotten. Keep in line.” He went over to the road and
carefully placed his paws on the edge of the sidewalk.
“See.” She whispered to Gerri, “he’s being such a good boy.
And I have a ball in my pocket.” The furry black and white
face turned to look at Arty, and his ears pricked up at the
sound of the word ‘ball.’ “He stole my heart. And he was
such a gentleman, all dressed in black and white.” Arty
said gruffly, “I’ve had all working dogs. I had a shepherd
when I was a kid, then a pair of twins – Artemis and
Athena, they were Dobies, and I even had a greyhound rescue
for a while. They’re all gone now, it’s just me and Raffi.”
“No previous attachments?” Gerri teased.
“Just old friends. Maybe, you’ll meet them some day.” Arty
commented, “Not a soul mate in the bunch. You know, growing
up in an Italian family isn’t exactly a picnic either.
There are a lot of expectations; it took me a while to
figure out that I was gay. I was twenty-five when I came
out, and Mom was pretty disappointed. She’s okay with it
now, but it took some time to work out. Considering all the
fuss when she and Dad split, I thought she would’ve been
more liberal. But you know, family is family.”
“So where are your parents?”
“Oh, Dad’s in the interior of BC with a new wife, near his
business, and Mom’s in Vancouver with the old house in
Kitsilano and a new boyfriend. He’s quite the stud piece,
but he seems nice and Mom is still young and pretty
attractive. I don’t think marriage with Dad was a piece of
cake. She was just a kid when she got married - seventeen.
Her dad wasn’t too pleased, but she was married in the
sixties wearing one of those Romeo and Juliet get ups. She
got into graphic design later. Her family make shoes and
boots and she was used to drawing designs in leather by the
time she could hold a pencil. You may have heard of them,
Eduardo Shoes?”
“Who hasn’t? Those are really great shoes. I knew right
away that you were wearing Eduardo custom boots. I have a
weakness for nice footwear.” Gerri pointed to her own brown
sheepskin-lined boots and laughed, “And I guess you can’t
mistake these boots for anything but Eduardos. But it’s
hard to find any really warm boots that look decorative as
well. I just couldn’t see myself in Sorel moon boots!”
“You mean those white things that the guys on the oil rigs
wear? Good until 60 below! I know the ones; we used to see
a lot of them at the vet college.”
“Yeah, they’re pretty ugly, even if they are warm. But I do
have a really ugly pair of Sorels to do the shovelling.”
“Well, as a vet I’ve needed some pretty horrible boots in
my time!” Arty nodded keeping her eye on the Border Collie
as Gerri put on the alarm system and locked the door. They
headed for the corner. As they came nearer, Gerri could see
Raffi trembling with excitement and Tuppence whined a
little at her new friend’s dilemma. “Hold steady
everybody!” Arty ordered and the dogs settled down a
little.
Gerri gave her a look of respect, “It took me months just
to get Tuppence to poop in the backyard. I had to get
advice from a trainer, and now it turns out I know the ‘Dog
Whisperer.’ It’s a show in England I saw when I was at a
conference last year.”
“I’ve heard about it.” Arty waved her hand shyly, “I’m not
that good.”
“I’ll bet you are,” Gerri tossed out. Arty gave the signal
to Raffi, and he ran quickly to the next street corner.
They passed a house on the corner of Brock Street, just
before the park, where a woman was busily shoving snow off
her front walk, “Hi Sarah,” Gerri gave her a friendly
greeting, “How’s it going?”
“Oh pretty well,” said a well dressed woman of about fifty,
dusting off her hands, “I heard that Tammy and Jacob are
looking for a house at the end of the street on one of the
bays. Those,” she said for Arty’s benefit, “were Gerri’s
ex-neighbours, until they moved out to Tuxedo. Jacob isn’t
happy; he wants to move back. I knew he’d hate Tuxedo; he’s
a River Heights boy. Have you heard a peep out of your new
neighbour?”
“Not a sound,” Gerri confessed, “He goes off in the red
Corvette and comes back late at night, but I’ve seen him
heading out with a hockey bag.”
“I should send my daughter over there to meet him, then
we’ll know what’s what.” Sarah concluded. She put down her
shovel and held out a hand, “Sarah Lipchitz, and you
are...”
“Artemesia Pierantonio.” Arty stretched out a hand, “How do
you know he’ll get along with you daughter? Maybe he’s gay;
maybe he’ll hate her.”
“Maybe. But we’ll find out all about him. I know he’s
Jewish, and it’s worth a try. What the heck,” Sarah pushed
back her light brown well groomed hair, “If you don’t want
neighbours to talk to you, then don’t move to this
neighbourhood. That’s why people come back here. You’ll fit
right in, you’re Italian.”
“I can see that.” Arty nodded her head in agreed, “Is there
anything more you want us to know today.”
“Yeah,” Sarah rubbed her hands and thought, “After you take
that amazingly trained animal, I take it that’s your dog.”
She nodded at Raffi, “He’s amazing, not as pretty as Tuppy,
but still it’s a pleasure to see a well-trained animal.
Anyway,” she confided, “I think you should visit your
friend the watercolour artist and that metal sculptor at
the top of the street. He got the base for that monstrous
thing he put on the lawn out in the summer done, and I
think he’s finished the whole thing. He and the kid were
doing some measurements on the lawn. Here, I thought it was
going to be modern and I’d hate it and they showed it to
me. Beautiful work, titanium finish...it looks like a metal
totem pole in silver. It’s fantastic. Although it’s
probably a little cold to put it out today.”
“You mean Phantes and Xenon?” Gerri asked.
“Yeah, yeah, the kid with the name. I hear he calls himself
Xe at school, I guess that keeps the other kids from
beating him up. Of course, he is pretty big for his size –
his father being no light weight. And the mother, well
let’s just say I wouldn’t cross her,” Sarah leaned on her
shovel. “Anyway, their place is a miracle of viniculture
and crop cultivation.”
“They bought from an Italian who raised, the biggest
tomatoes in the neighbourhood and had his own vines.”
“But the labruscas aren’t suitable for wine, really.” Arty
commented. “And it’s too cold for real grapes here.”
“Oh yeah, she’s Italian all right. I’ll bet you know how to
make wine,” Sarah smacked her thigh.
“Hey, that’s stereotyping!” Arty protested.
Sarah lifted an eyebrow, “But I’m right.”
“My father owns a vineyard, and makes his own line of
boutique wines. But every Italian can’t make wine,” she was
defensive.
“You’re telling me!” Sarah commented, “I drank several
bottles of the wine Mr. Serino made, and it wasn’t any
good. But obviously, you know about wines. Anyway, girls
have a nice time.”
“How does Sarah know your neighbour is Jewish?”
“Oh,” Gerri lifted her hand, “Sarah knows everything. She
even knew about how my ex-neighbour got pregnant. There was
a lot of debate about whatever that was really an accident
like Tammy said.”
“No wonder she moved away!” Arty shook her head.
“Oh they’re just as nosy in Tuxedo. Tammy’s from Winnipeg;
she can’t escape.” Gerri commented airly.
“So how do they deal with you?”
“I’m a poet; I’m allowed to be an anomaly.”
“And me?” Arty hit her head, “I forgot I’m Italian. I guess
that’s why I wanted a big kitchen.”
“Is it?” Gerri grinned.
“That’s for me to know, and you to find out,” Arty informed
her with a wink. “Italian cooking is the best.”
“Well, that’s the most promising statement I’ve heard in a
long time,” Gerri rubbed her hands.
Arty signalled for Raffi to cross the street and he sped
across the road. They headed via the shovelled paths,
further down into the community park where a fence blocked
the street on the side by Brock. She brought out a ball
from the depths of jacket and a light weight foldable disc;
she threw both deep into the park where Raffi jumped to
retrieve the ball. Then he went and got the disc on the
other side of his mouth. Tuppence pulled on her lead and
whined in expectation.
“Why don’t you let her off lead?” Arty asked.
“Oh,” Gerri said nervously, “I never let Tuppy off lead
except in backyard.”
“It’s okay, she’s blocked in by the fence on one side and
preoccupied by playing with Raffi. A good run will really
wear her down, and I sense she could use it.” Arty looked
over at the small black dog who was straining on her leash.
“I don’t know,” Gerri looked nervously at the large snowy
area, “Even you can’t completely control Raffi.”
Arty gave her a look, “You think he went into your house by
accident?”
“You don’t?” Gerri seemed surprised.
“You know, Raffi never does anything by accident.” Her
shrewd bright blue eyes watched Raffi as he lay down at her
feet.” You trust me don’t you?” She said gently, then added
soothingly, “It’ll really be okay.”
“Hmm.” Gerri thought about it for a moment, and drew
Tuppence close to her. “You’ll be a good girl, won’t you?”
she said entreatingly. Then she unclipped Tuppence
carefully for the first time in the large public area.
For one frightening minute, she thought she’d made a
serious mistake. The small black dog cut loose in a large
circle around Raffi and ran as quickly as her short legs
would carry her. Then Tuppence moved in closer, and clipped
Raffi gently as she ran by him. Slowly and with great care,
he chased her around in circles and she panted ahead of
him. At any given time, he could have easily swooped in and
caught her, but he was careful not to push his small,
slower friend. Arty threw the ball, and they both raced for
it time and time again until their tongues were hanging out
and they were panting from exhaustion. Usually, Raffi
caught the ball with a strong high jump, but occasionally
he allowed the other dog to retrieve it. Tuppence would
wait for the ball to drop, and then would grab it quickly.
She’d walk around wagging her tail, and teasing him with
the ball. As he approached from the left, she would turn
her head to the right and wag. When he went around her to
the right, she’d turn her head to the left and wag even
more furiously – then realizing that she’d tormented Raffi
enough she’d drop the ball and the game would begin again.
The two women laughed watching the antics of their pets,
and walked around the park in the crisp air. After about a
half hour had passed, a small boy of around six came
running toward the dogs in the park, his hand raised in
greeting. He had long, flowing blonde hair, and his stance
and trot was somehow reminiscent of a young colt. His
cheeks were glowing pink with the cold, and his hands were
covered in heavy down-filled mitts.
“Xenon!” Gerri shouted and waved her arms and she ran
toward him. Tuppence came behind her, and Gerri stopped and
put the dog on a clip. “Hey,” She took him in her arms,
“you look so good. So healthy. Sarah said your Dad had
finished the totem.”
“It looks great! Amazing! His arms reached out to indicate
the span of the project’s greatness. “Better than the
bridge.”
“Your Dad did a sculpture on a bridge?” Arty asked.
“Oh yeah, ask Gerri she’ll take you there. It was after the
old St. Mary’s Bridge was rebuilt. It’s fantastic. This
woman, some ancient female warrior from ancient times...a
hero. The one I was named after. There were these ancient
scrolls about her by some bard.”
“Oh yeah,” Arty thought a moment, “those women, those
archaeologists in 1940’s, what were their names? Janice
Covington and Melinda Papas, and the scrolls were written
by a woman called Gabrielle. If she ever existed?”
“You don’t believe she existed?” Gerri looked surprised. “I
just read an article about Melinda Papas in National
Geographic, she seems like a highly reputable woman. She’s
still a good scholar at her age.”
Arty shook her head, “Well, I don’t know. There are some
pretty weird stories about those archaeologists going
around, maybe they made the whole thing up. Old Harry
Covington, he was some old rogue. Who can tell, maybe
Gabrielle existed – but Xena I don’t know.”
“My Dad says
Xena is number one by him, and he’s read all the
translations of the scrolls. He says we need heroic female
archetypes.” Xenon concentrated hard to get the words just
right.
Panting hard, Raffi did another running pass around the
women and the boy. Arty whistled to him, and he sat down.
“Neat dog,” said Xenon, “I hope he likes cats; we’ve got
the guru of all cats at our house. Gussie, she’s my Mom’s
old cat...she’s fifteen.”
Shrugging her shoulders to loosen their tightness, Arty
shook her head, “Raffi’s too smart to get into trouble with
cats. You seem pretty handy with those big words for your
age.” Her eyes winkled as she walked along with him, “So
how old are you anyway, eight?”
Xenon beamed at her, “Hey, I’m just six and a half. I won’t
be seven for another seven months, so I guess I’m not quite
six and a whole half.”
Gerri put her hands on Xenon’s shoulders when he came and
stood in front of her, “Xenon and his Mom and Dad visited
England last February. You told me you saw Border Collies
near Glastonbury herding the dogs, do you remember? And all
the black faced sheep and the new lambs. Xenon didn’t eat
any lamb after that for six months. And that took some
doing because his mother cooks lamb the Greek way.”
Arty followed Gerri as she went through an opening in the
fence and crossed the road. She went directly toward a
small box-shaped white house with a small black & white
cat sitting in the window with a rather cross face.
“See, it’s her majesty.” Gerri gestured at the cat who
stood up slowly, looked at the group approaching the house,
turned her back to them and sat down, “Oh dear, I think
we’ve offended her.” Gerri laughed freely like a child,
putting her gloves up to her skin which was pink from
exercise and from the cold. As she bent over giggling at
the obvious rejection from the cat, Arty observed how
attractive she was with her white blonde hair, her petite
shape with good muscular development and her well balanced
stance. A brown haired woman with attractively shaped hazel
eyes and curly hair tied back in a ponytail came to the
door and opened it. When she saw Gerri, her face beamed in
recognition, then looked reservedly at Gerri’s companion.
“I see Xenon has brought a lot of friends with him from the
park.” She said in a welcoming tone as she ruffled the
boy’s hair affectionately. “Take your coats off, and dump
them on the bed upstairs. Wow, two dogs Gussie – how are
you going to handle it?” She looked in the direction of the
cat who was ignoring the newcomers. The two dogs stood by
their owners waiting expectantly.
“Ephiny, this is my friend Arty, we just met this morning.
We were walking our dogs in the park. She’s new to the
neighbourhood. Arty, this is one of my oldest friends,
Ephiny Gregorian.” Gerri’s tone was warm and indicated that
she expected Ephiny to follow suit.
“I see...” Ephiny’s hazel eyes were guarded, “Where did you
buy?”
“On Oak, the house...” Arty began and turned around and
encountered a tall man at least six foot three on the
staircase, and was startled by his sudden and quiet
appearance.
“Sorry!” the metal sculptor apologized, “I have a habit of
sneaking up on people.”
“That’s okay, I’m a vet I should be used to it. Some of my
clients have snuck up me from time to time, particularly
horses.” Arty put her hand over her heart.
“This is Ephiny’s husband, Phantes,” Gerri introduced him.
“So, you have a large animal practice?” Phantes looked
impressed, “Do you do everything, sheep, cows, horses, the
lot?”
Arty looked pleased by the inquiry, and became animated in
her response. “Well, I’ve tended to a few exotics in my
time. For five years, I worked with the zoo down in San
Diego; it was a great experience, and I wanted to extend my
knowledge of the field at the time. It was an adventure,
but I felt it was time to come home to Canada. The South
River Heights practice was a really good opportunity as a
partnership. It’s well established, and has a mixed
practise, which is unusual for a city vet. The oldest vet
is retiring, and they felt I had the maturity and
experience to add to the practice, and I know the city and
the prairies – especially after going to vet school in
Saskatchewan. It gives me a chance to work with the
occasional ostrich and bison as well as a lot of horses.
Aside from big dogs, they really are my favourites.”
“What are ostriches like?” Xenon demanded.
“Really cranky!” Arty grinned, “And pretty silly
sometimes.” As they went up the stairs, she commented on
the watercolours, “Wow, these are great! She looked at some
beautifully executed still-life watercolours in bright
blues and yellows with intricately painted lace table
clothes and coffee urns. “These seem very familiar.”
“This series of watercolours are on a series of mugs
produced in England.” Gerri told her. “But wait until you
see the real treat around the corner.”
There facing them were four beautifully executed
watercolours of working dogs. In the first, Springer
Spaniels worked with police in checked hats to sniff
luggage in an airport. In another, a brown and white
spaniel with soft eyes was working to find bombs in an
obviously war torn zone with buildings falling down. His
handler stood devotedly at his side, and watched his with
love and affection. In the third, a Border Collie was
handling a group of sheep in what was obviously a
competition. In the last, a final Border Collie worked a
group of sheep in a traditional Yorkshire landscape of deep
green fields enclosed by dry stone fences.
“This one,” Xenon pointed to the picture of the Springer
Spaniel near the worn-torn buildings, “won a big award at a
watercolour competition in England. That’s Buster and his
handler Sergeant Danny Morgan. He won the Dickin Medal for
Bravery. Mom got to paint him five years ago. He found a
huge cache of weapons in Iraq in 2003, and she read about
him in the paper. She never thought they’d let her go and
do it, but she went to Iraq to meet his Buster and his
handler. I was just a little kid back then. Mom says Dad
was worried about her the whole time she was over there.”
“That’s incredible work,” Arty murmured as she bent forward
to look at the picture, and the bright light from a side
window caught her dark-hair and her well chiselled
features. Ephiny studied the newcomer carefully. There was
something about her that was eerily familiar. She couldn’t
put her finger on it, but she’d had that same feeling when
she’d met her husband and when she’d met Gerri. It was odd.
Ephiny had
known Gerri for ten years, having met her while Gerri was
still an undergraduate at Victoria College of University of
Toronto. At the time, Ephiny was still at the Ontario
College of Art and Design, thrilled to have garnered a
place in the prestigious commercial art program. She was
living in a large turreted multi-storey house in the
downtown area, close to both the university campus and the
art college, and which was just a little too upscale for
most students. Fortunately, some of Ephiny’s more lucrative
work illustrating children’s books and greeting cards had
made it possible for her to afford better accommodation.
She hadn’t really noticed the young poet with the long
blonde hair on the ground floor until one day she nearly
knocked her down when she was entering the building quickly
after a heavy thunderstorm. The downstairs hall light had
been out; Ephiny made a quick turn carrying her heavy black
portfolio and a box containing her painting supplies.
Gerri, who had just entered the black and white tiled foyer
to look for her mail, went tumbling to the ground against
her door.
For one
second, Ephiny was unsure who she’d hit and looked around
frantically, finally locating Gerri who now had her back to
her front door with her legs out in front of her.
“Good God,” Ephiny apologized, “I’m so sorry. I really
wasn’t watching where I was going.”
“I’m okay, just bewildered. I’d been working on my stuff
all day; I wasn’t watching where I was going. I see you
coming and going all the time with your portfolio, I
should’ve been on the lookout. You always come in around
the same time. I was just trying to get my mail.” The
blonde hair bobbed a bit as the other woman had rubbed her
head, clearly unwilling to complain about her fall.
“Let me help you,” Ephiny said immediately, putting her
work down on the floor. “Give me your keys. I’ll help you
open your box.”
“No problem. Here you go.” She had handed over the keys
gratefully.
“Right!” Ephiny had rummaged through the flyers and
envelopes in the small box, and noticed a small letter from
a familiar publishing house. “There’s a letter here from
York Publishing.”
“Yeah, hand it over here. It’s probably another rejection.
Darn them, why didn’t they send the manuscript back?”
“Manuscript?”
“I write poetry,” Gerri said as the lighting flashed
outside. For the first time, Ephiny saw close up the face
of the woman she’d hit and it seemed familiar.
Although it had really been the last thing she had been
expecting to hear, somehow the news that this small blonde
was the writer of poetry seemed somehow appropriate. “Wow,”
the blonde had suddenly said, “gosh, they’re publishing my
stuff! Awesome!”
“Yeah, well it was a small envelope!” Ephiny said. “Do you
need any help getting up?”
“No, I’m alright,” the blonde replied, “By the way, I’m
Gerri von Biedermann.”
“I’m Ephiny Sergeant. I guess I should be moving along, I
have work to do.”
“Okay, right.” There was a faint sound of disappointment in
the other woman’s voice, then Gerri tossed out brightly,
“Um, maybe you’d like to come in and celebrate? You know,
have a drink or something. If you’re not too terribly busy,
that is?”
And that
had been how it started. She’d gone to Gerri’s first
reading for the upcoming book; they’d stayed friends
through the next five years – Gerri had even found her a
job in Bermuda with the Ministry of Trade and Tourism doing
brochures when Gerri had gone there to work for a couple of
years. She’d met Gerri’s sister, who was three years
younger, and Gerri’s brother-in-law Mallory when he’d first
come over from Jamaica and run scuba tours of the Bermuda
reefs from his sailboat. He’d had a friend who worked with
him, Phantes Gregorian, who was a sculptor part time and a
scuba instructor the rest of the time. They’d met in
Jamaica during a pub brawl, and the two had been fast
friends since that night. She and Phantes had gotten
together, gotten married, and then finally moved out to
Winnipeg. That was partly the reason that Gerri had decided
to move to Winnipeg in the first place, but Ephiny had
known by then that Gerri’s relationship with Irene had gone
horribly wrong. However, Ephiny had always known that the
red-haired Irene wasn’t interested in her friend, just the
possibility of her money.
She gave the new woman in front of her a hard glance. Gerri
put her coat on the bed, and went downstairs. Xenon was
still talking animatedly to the vet about her favourite zoo
animals. She gestured to her son. “Go downstairs, please,
sweetie.” she asked gently, “I want to talk to Arty alone.”
“Sure thing, Mom.” Xenon said and bounded down the
staircase.
Ephiny put up her leg as Arty came to the top of the stair.
“Hi!” She said casually.
Arty gave her a cold blue stare, “What’s your problem?”
“Oh, I have no problems with you at all as long as you
don’t hurt Gerri. If you’re going to do that, pack it in
right now.” Ephiny said firmly.
“Look, we’re just getting to know each other.”
Ephiny nodded, “Um hmm, lesbian relationships have a habit
of moving fast. Gerri’s last one moved really fast. All I’m
saying is that if you’re not interested in long term, just
do Gerri a favour and move along. Irene was really bad
news, and it took her a long time to come out of her shell
after that. If you’re a player, not a stayer, move on down
the line.”
“How do you know what Gerri wants?” Arty asked her.
“I might not,” Ephiny said simply, “But I sure know what
she needs. And I want to make sure you understand all about
it. How come you’re not settled down? How old are you,
thirty-five?”
“I’m thirty-eight, and I’ve been out for thirteen years,
during which I’ve been pretty busy with my career. I’m
still friends with all of my ex’s, but I haven’t really met
a soul mate as yet. I’m not looking for a playmate, and I
don’t play house unless I’m serious - so I guess that makes
me different from Irene. You have nothing to worry about. I
think you understand me.”
Ephiny met Arty’s level glance and nodded with approval,
“I’m sorry.” She dropped her leg, “She’s been good to us
and she’s from money, with a title, you know. So, sometimes
I feel I need to scare off people who are going to use
her.”
“I understand you’re her friend, but how come no one has
come along in the last four years? She’s a great woman.”
Ephiny sighed, “Well she has lesbian friends – Eponin and
Solari, they run a restaurant that’s very popular. She’ll
probably take you there. They do French ‘Cajun food.
They’ve tried to set her up a number of times. All of them
were duds. And Melosa and Cyane – the publishers at Amazon
Enterprises. I think Cyane was interested in extending
their relationship at one time, but Gerri wasn’t buying a
three-way.” Ephiny eyed Arty speculatively. “You know, I
keep thinking of you with a sword in your hand.”
“That’s interesting, I see you with a bow.”
Ephiny grinned, “Well, on the totem my husband did I’m
Artemis with the bow.”
Just then Gerri
came up the stairs around the corner with Tuppence and
Raffi at her heels, “What’s keeping you two anyway?” she
demanded.
“Nothing!” Ephiny smiled at her old friend, “Nothing at
all. We’ll be right there.”
“Good,” Gerri looked satisfied, “Because it seems that a
certain young man wants to hear the story about the walrus
that ate a raincoat and someone else wants to show us his
latest sculpture for the front lawn after Armenian coffee.”
“I thought it was Turkish coffee. You mean the thick,
syrupy stuff?” Arty asked.
“Oh no, not if you’re Phantes.” Gerri giggled, “Remember
the time he made all that coffee for my sister’s husband
Mallory. Mallory just kept saying, ‘Oh man, this stuff is
so good.’ And Phantes just kept feeding it to him. And
it is
good,” she laughed, “It’s
just that after a few you get so wired. And I think Mallory
drank, I don’t know eight or nine of them and Phantes
didn’t stop. Mallory is so big and athletic; and he’s
Jamaican and loves to party. I thought he’d never go to
bed! He just kept the lights up until three; I thought he
was going to dance all night. But no, it’s never Turkish
coffee, it’s Armenian, just like Phantes, his family is
Armenian.”
They went downstairs and the cat looked disdainfully in the
direction of both of the dogs. Tuppence trotted over to see
her. The cat turned around and made an odd hissing sound in
the spaniel’s face. “X..X,” it sounded like. Immediately,
Gerri admonished her dog. “Tuppence, you know to leave
Gussie alone. Come on, come over here.” The dog gave the
humans and the cat one startled look, barrelled out of the
room and headed for the basement.
“She always does that,” Gerri sighed, “there’s nothing she
can get into down there, can she, Ephiny?”
“You know as well as I do, Gerri that there’s only a
storage room and a crummy old computer down there.”
“Yeah, well just checking as usual,” Gerri said cautiously,
“You know Tuppence, she’s a troublemaker, digging around at
everything.”
Ephiny lifted her hand, “She just sniffing around for old
cat toys. There are some boxes of old books, and other than
that there are old paint cans from the house that are high
on a shelf.
Then Raffi trotted over to look at the cat. This time the
cat looked even more incensed and made a gargling noise
which sounded like “G -, g -,” then ran down to the
basement. The humans looked at each other and laughed.
“Well, I guess Gussie rules the roost,” Ephiny said,
“should have known. Let’s go out to the back building and
you can see Phantes’ sculpture, then we’ll have coffee. All
the humans headed to the small square building in the
backyard where Phantes had a sound- proofed room for
welding his metal sculptures above the garage.
Meanwhile, in the basement, Tuppence had pulled out a large
paper volume titled “The Compendium” in Phoenician. It was
labelled volume “X”. She began pawing at the pages until
she came to the entry under Xe, and found a picture of a
strong female warrior with a sword at her back and a shiny
circular object in her hand.
She heard the
clip of doggie paws on the cement of the floor,
‘What is
it’ asked Raffi
politely.
‘It’s a woman, and
her name is Xena. And she looks just like your Mom. Look at
the picture. Wow!’ Tuppence read the entry
sideways. ‘The
mightiest warrior in all of Greece. Chosen of Ares. Hmm,
who’s he?’
‘Can’t you read? Honestly!’ asked the high pitched cat voice coming
up behind them, ‘He’s the God of War.’
‘Super!’ Raffi commented, ‘This warrior princess person does
look like Mom. What about the other entry?’
Tuppence
dragged out another heavy volume with ‘G’ on the side until
she came to Ga, and found another picture,
‘Oh wow, look it’s my
Mom. It says Gabrielle the Bard of Potadeia, chosen of
Aphrodite, the Goddess of love. Gee, that’s even better.
The greatest known bard of ancient times, is that ever
great!’
‘It’s what I’ve
been trying to tell you all these years, but your puny dog
mind hasn’t been understanding it. The wheel of creation
has come around again. I hope you two have been doing
everything you can to make sure they stay together, your
Moms, that is.’ Gussie sighed. ‘All my great work, guiding the bard,
talking to her, making sure that she understands her
mission, it will go to waste if she and her soul mate don’t
bond.’ She
dragged out a third encyclopaedia labelled “A”, and leafed
through the pages. ‘See, this is the
problem.’ A dark
haired man in a leather suit with studs and a beard was
pictured.
Raffi sniffed at the picture, ‘He smells bad, even from here. Who
is he?’
‘Our arch nemesis Ares, the God of
War,’ said Gussie
impressively.
‘That God
of War guy, he’s not coming here, is he?’
asked Tuppence
nervously. ‘He
doesn’t look very friendly.’
‘Well, he’s pretty busy these days
with all the wars and violence going on in the world, and
Raffi’s Mom isn’t working with him this time, but he’s
still obsessed with her. I’ll tell you about that in a
minute. ‘ Gussie
said sharpening her claws carefully on the old wooden
furniture. ‘But we
cats stay far away from him, he’s bad news.’
‘So how do we know this compendium thing of yours is
accurate?’ Raffi
demanded.
‘Explain to
him about Schrödinger’s cat,’ Tuppence yawned trying to tell Raffi, but
knowing that it was too complicated for her to explain.
Gussie had tried to explain it her several times, and she
always got confused.
‘Wow, is
this the great compendium of knowledge given to us by
Schrödinger’s cat?’ Raffi suddenly seemed to finally realize
what he was seeing. ‘I never thought I’d actually see
it! Only a few very lucky dogs and cats have ever seen the
compendium.’
‘Listen and learn!’ Gussie instructed, ‘The great compendium of cat and dog
knowledge comes to us from the ancient cats themselves. It
is a ray of light in the darkness of ignorance, and was
begun when the first cat walked into the first granary in
Egypt 4,000 years ago. In every generation, it is given to
one cat to continue writing the compendium and expand the
poor consciousness of the human minds. The compendium
teaches us that by working with human helpmates, cats and
dogs can lead their humans to understand the great inner
light of being. Without the compendium, there would have
been no electricity, no computers, no progress of any kind.
Humans would still be working in the dirt with scratch
plows. For our work and pushed by evil, such as that
embodied by the dreaded God of War Ares, cats and dogs and
their knowledge have been cast aside and tormented.
Fortunately, the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite knows our
plight and works with us to smooth the path toward
enlightenment. Behold!’
Gussie
pushed a button on the computer and a beautiful woman with
golden curls and gauzy rainbow raiment appeared in the
screen.
“Hey, babes how’s it shaking?” said the beauteous vision.
“This is our honoured Goddess, the great Aphrodite
herself.” Gussie cleared her throat.
“Wow, what a doll!” Raffi whispered, “And she smells great
,too!”
“Oh, thank you so much. And you’re pretty cute too, your
little selves. Are these your new friends, Gussie?”
Aphrodite asked.
Gussied nodded sagely, “These are the new helpmates of
Gabrielle and Xena in this life, oh wondrous one. May your
wisdom serve us well!”
“Ooh, don’t you love that - beauteous one, wondrous one!
And that’s me.” Aphrodite flung out her arms to embrace
them through the screen, “ Wow, I just love being a love
Goddess. It’s the coolest thing. Now listen up sweetpeas,
pay attention to your Aunty Gussie here and follow her
instructions and if you’re in any trouble, just think big,
beautiful, rainbow thoughts and I’ll be there to help you.
Love’s the greatest force in the universe and you better
believe it. But my bro’ Ares has been pretty busy these
days so you little pumpkins better take care of yourselves
and stay away from him.”
“I sure don’t want to meet him,” Tuppence shuddered, “He
sounds scary.”
“Well, sweetie pie he’s my bro, so I gotta’ love him, but
he’s a bit wacky about Xena so you need to watch your cutie
little paws. I gotta’ splazoo, but big hugs,” she hugged
them, “and kissies too cuties. And watch your furry little
butts! Ciao bellas! And Gussie, you teach em’ right.” She
pointed her finger at Gussie and was gone, leaving behind a
blank screen with numbers scrolling across it.
Gussie continued her explanation, ‘In each generation, we work to bring
light to the world. The bard Gabrielle the Bard knew this
and was generous to many cats and dogs in her lifetime.
It’s why your Mom is a vet, too. Xena loved and cared for
many animals in her lifetime.’
Raffi
looked impressed, ‘But what about this Erwin
Schrödinger dude?’
Gussie sighed, ‘He
was a small-minded human who found out that his cat was the
great writer of the compendium in his generation. Enraged
and jealous beyond measure, Schrödinger created a cruel
scientific model to explain radioactive decay, using the
example of a hammer, a phial of poison and a cat in the
box. He asked whether the cat was alive or dead, but the
question was irrelevant because he was really just trying
to keep the cat away from others so they wouldn’t find out
that he was smarter than Schrödinger.’
‘How thoughtless!’ Tuppence commented. ‘The poor cat.’
‘Precisely the point of the project, humans can’t be
trusted. At the time of the great bard Gabrielle, she was
still was able to give full credit to one of the greatest
sources of her inspiration, her cat Isis as well as Xena of
course. You see, my computer here is the largest
intellectual project of this time or any other time. Of
course, because you are dogs you will be allowed to look up
things on the compendium although we will not expect you to
contribute to the knowledge in any way. After all, you are
dogs and as such not our intellectual equals. However, you
will be given passwords to guide you through this
compendium.’
‘And this computer has knowledge of any source
whatsoever?’ Raffi questioned. ‘Even if we needed to defeat Ares?’
‘Well,’ Gussie
smiled, ‘that
would probably never happen – two dogs against Ares. And
Ares has an immortal dog of his own called Horace. He would
probably help Ares against you.’
‘But what if we had to fight Ares?’
‘Well,’ she
scratched her nose, ‘there are lines of linear equations
that could prepare you for battle with Ares and lead you to
his probable strategies, but your best defense is a good
offense.’
‘Aphrodite?’ Tuppence suggested.
‘That’s the
idea.’ Gussie
gestured to the scrolling computer. ‘And you understand your mission, of
course?’
‘Our mission?’ Tuppence pricked up her ears.
‘Well, I guess it has
something to do with keeping the soul mates together.’
Gussie
sighed with satisfaction, ‘Give a spaniel enough time, they
will finally understand a project if it has something to do
with love. Yes, spreading the word of love throughout the
universe is the work of the great compendium. By assisting
your Mom, Gerri will write great love poetry for a new
generation of women lovers. It’s inspiring,
really.’ Gussie
choked slightly, and wiped a tear from her eye with her
paw.
At that moment, Ephiny’s footstep could be heard on the
staircase. As she entered the basement, she addressed all
three animals fiercely, “And what have you two dogs been
doing, eh? Cornering a poor defenceless cat I see! And you,
Miss Puss, turning on the computer again! And what are
those foreign language encyclopaedias doing on the floor
again? Good Heavens, I’ll never stop cleaning this place.
Now, follow me you two dogs.”
‘Remember
it’s up to you,’ Gussie whispered. ‘And remember the passwords.’
“Ah, no
fighting you animals!” Ephiny instructed the animals to be
quiet.
Ephiny came upstairs with the two dogs in tow. “Good news,”
she announced, “I found them in the basement harassing the
cat.”
Gerri went over to Tuppence and sniffed her, “I don’t know
what you’ve been doing, but you smell fantastic.” Then she
went to go and get their coats, the animals’ coats and
Tuppence’s leads.
Arty stood by Raffi; it was true, he smelled wonderful. It
was a strange smell – it reminded her of a fresh breeze and
the most wonderful perfume at the same time. “What do you
have that smells great in that basement?” She asked Ephiny
curiously.
“Nothing,” Ephiny said, “it’s the darnedest thing. We think
it’s Gussie, wherever she is a good smells seems surrounds
her. And nobody can describe it. One person thinks it
smells like orange blossom, Phantes thinks it smells like
baking bread, and one person even thought it smelled like
popcorn. It’s very odd. Anyway,” she said, changing the
subject as everyone got their winter clothes on, “where are
you going tonight?”
“I thought I might let Arty sample the delights of the
Mississippi Queen.” Gerri looked pleased at the thought,
“One of the delights of living in Winnipeg is that there
are lots of good restaurants. I blame the long, cold
winters. What else is there to do except eat? I hope you
have a stringent exercise regimen.”
“Well, besides running daily, I do kick boxing twice a week
and Tae Kwan Do. I need to be serious about my physical
regiment, working around horses or cows and birthing big
animals requires strength and endurance from the vet too.”
The two women
parted at the corner of Queenston and Mathers, at Gerri’s
house, with the promise to meet at seven. Precisely on
time, Arty rolled up with her truck. Gerri didn’t come out
to the door but signalled her indoors instead. When Arty
came in, Gerri was talking to her sister Winnie who was
obviously not planning to get off the phone anytime soon.
Arty gestured at her watch.
Gerri nodded and told her sister, “I have a dinner date.”
“I hope this turns out better than your last partner,”
Winnie said dubiously.
“Winnie that was four years ago,” Gerri was defensive. At
this point, it was obvious to Arty that Gerri’s sister was
less than thrilled that her sister was dating again. She
hoped it wasn’t one of those anti-gay things, after all
there were parts of the Caribbean that weren’t exactly gay
friendly.
“I’m just saying, you need to be careful,” Winnie was
cautious in her approach.
“Well, Arty’s a vet.”
“A vet huh?”
“We can’t all be lawyers or doctors or business people. And
you took a chance on Mallory.”
“That was different.”
“Well, this is different too. I want to give this a chance,
and I don’t particularly want to talk about it now,” Gerri
said definitely.
“Okay.”
“What’s that mean?”
“Until I meet her, it means okay.”
“Look, I have to leave, I’ll talk with you tomorrow.”
“Be careful,” Winnie warned.
“Stop it, good night!”
They had a wonderful dinner at the restaurant. The new
server Antoinette made the experience perfect. They had a
lovely Merlot with their meal, and Gerri was feeling mellow
and happy by the time they got back home to her house.
Outside the house under the avenue of elm trees, a man, his
faced obscured by a large hat, waited in the shadows. “Oh
Xena, Xena,” he sighed, “Every lifetime, it’s that same
problem. It’s blondie this, blondie that. Remember when we
were so happy together?” His face darkened, “And now, the
compendium and my sister are convinced this new poet will
herald a new age of lesbian love. It should,” he stroked
his face dark bearded face and moustache, “be ironic that
my sister is such a supporter of gay rights and lesbian
love because she’s such piece of burnin’ woman love, the
men can’t leave her alone.”
He laughed humourlessly to himself, “Well, maybe the Furies
can help me out of this unfortunate dilemma! Sorry about
this, blondie, I just don’t want to lose Xena in yet one
more lifetime.”
Three undulating shapes of women with pointy faces stepped
from the shadows. “Yes Ares, we are here at your request.”
Their faces were twisted with the jealousy and rage they
inspired in their human victims and they made horrible
hissing sounds as their bodies writhed in seeming pain.
“Can you do anything about that?” he demanded pointing at
the two women about to have a gentle, tender first kiss.
“Tee hee,” Alceto, the leading fury with danced about, the
colours on her close fitting body suit changing from one
shade to another, like the patterns of anger and jealousy.
“Still obsessed with Xe-na, I see!” She cackled at him,
“Well, I can do what jealousy and unfamiliarity often does
to new relationships, I can cause havoc and distress. We
can’t promise anything, but we can try.” Her forked tongue
stroked his ear.
“Stay away from me,” he pushed her back, “the only one who
is faithful is Horace, aren’t you, boy?” His Australian
Shepherd who had been granted immortal life, barked at his
master’s feet.
“Then why,” demanded the creature called Tisiphone, “do you care so much
about Xe-na? You dog her footsteps through every lifetime,
and you still lose her to her soul mate Gabr-iell-e.” She
chortled at his discomfort.
His face darkened, “Xena was the only one,” he wiped the
tears off his face with his coat sleeve, “the only one, who
really understood my vision of war. After all these
centuries, she’s still the only one. But that little
blondie came along and ruined her. Taught her about
redemption. And love.” He hiccupped and hit his chest,
“That must’ve been something I ate. Anyway, you deal with
that,” he pointed at the window, “and I’ll find an even
better job for you in Hollywood.”
“Jealousy?” Alceto inquired.
“Hate?” Tisiphone quizzed.
“Hideous deception?” Megaera looked hopeful.
“No it’s even better. I’ll get some angry stars on
Letterman for you.”
“Letterman is better than Jerry Springer, our usual corral
of fun,” Megaera said thoughtfully, “It’s much more fun to
see the higher class clientele pulling each other’s hair.”
“Angelina, Brad and Jennifer?” Tisiphone questioned
eagerly. “They used to be such a gas.”
“Nah,” Ares shook his head, “They’re too lovey-dovey now.
And that Angelina, she’s turned Brad into a peacenik.
They’re a drag. But I’ll get you some new starlet with
drinking or drug problem who’s fighting with her boyfriend.
Your choice of who it is.”
“A young one,” Alceto crowed, “We’ve done some of my best
work with the young ones. We should be able to get a fight
going in no time. And good magazine coverage too.” She
capered about.
“Hmm, will you throw in a child custody issue that we could
uncover?” Tisiphone asked him.
“Absolutely, would I cheat you guys?” he asked plaintively.
Aleceto nodded, “Okay, you have a deal, Ares. And you will
keep your word about the young starlet?”
“Absolutely, do I renege on close friends like you guys?”
Ares waved his hand in the air, “But please, stay back,
that sulphur pit smell is giving my dog Horace allergies.”
The dog sneezed on cue. “See, allergies. Poor Horace, he’s
such a good boy.” He patted his dog who panted and looked
at him adoringly. Ares raised his dark brows at the Furies
and gestured to them, “Go on, do your thing!”
“See you later, Ares,” cackled Megaera.
“When it’s time to collect,” added Alceto.
The three winding forms spun through the window and into
the front hall where they waited unseen by the mortals in
the house. “One
ringy dingy, two ringy dingy and presto...”
Alceto raised her hand at the
phone and it rang. “Oh sisters, we’re going to have such
fun!”
The phone rang again and Gerri picked it up. It was Irene.
“What’s going on?” Gerri asked as she heard the sound of
hysterical crying. She thought her voice sounded a bit
harsh and tried to soften the tone.
“Let’s step
up the action a little,” Tisiphone waved her hand in Arty’s
direction.
Arty heard, “I want to come home to you,” in a loud wail
through the phone, and it didn’t sound like Gerri was
discouraging her. What Irene actually said to Gerri was,
“I’m in a lot of trouble, I need your help.”
“Look, now isn’t a good time,” Gerri said clearly.
“No, no,
that’s not the way, this is what you’ll hear!”
Alceto commented. Echoing
through Arty’s mind came the words “God, where are you? Why
haven’t you phoned me in so long. I need you desperately.”
“I’m so scared!” Irene sobbed.
“I’m trying to help you,” Gerri said quietly.
“See,” said the voice of Alceto in Arty’s
ear, “Gerri
doesn’t really care about you. She still loves that other
woman, Irene. What do you really know about her anyway?”
Out on the
street, the figure of Ares began to laugh. The dogs,
Tuppence and Raffi rushed to the window to see the God Ares
illuminated in all his glory outside the window.
‘Oh my
God,’ Raffi
barked, ‘He really
is here. That Ares guy! Have you noticed those spinning
forms in the room?’
‘Yeah,
what’s that about?’ Tuppence shook her head,
‘This scares me.’
‘Yes, Tuppence, but you have to be
brave,’ Raffi
barked back.
Arty shook her head at Gerri violently, “What are you
animals barking about? See, they’re fighting.” She rubbed
her head, “I have a headache.” She mouthed at Gerri,
“Irene’s pulling your chain,” but Gerri ignored her, only
hearing that Irene sounded scared and alone. “What do you
need Irene?” Gerri asked in a resigned tone.
Again, the Furies spun around the room, whispering to Arty
and the dogs howled. “See how she runs to her ex-lover,
and you thought things were over between them! Think
again.”
“She’s left me. What do I do?” Irene wailed.
“Get out of
here, before she makes a fool of you,”
the Furies said in a
chorus. “Look
even, the dog needs to get out of here.”
Arty stood
up to leave, “I’m going home,” she mouthed at Gerri.
Gerri put the phone down and went over to talk to her.
“What’s wrong?”
“Nothing,” Arty said. “I guess I thought that things were
going one way, but clearly they’re going another.”
“What are you talking about?”
“It means you’re still involved with this woman,” Arty
said, wondering why she felt so angry.
“It’s the first time I’ve heard from her in four years. She
wasn’t much of a girlfriend, but she’s in trouble,” Gerri
said patiently, “I should help her.”
“You should drop the phone Gerri; she’s a bitch who used
you.” Arty’s head pounded and a shrill chorus of laughter
was between her and her own words. She sounded harsh, but
the chorus kept urging her on. “I guess you’ve been talking
to her all along,” Arty snapped.
“Why do I have a habit of getting involved in these
situations? Why are you talking to me like this?” Gerri was
puzzled.
“Poor
little favourite of Aphrodite,” the Furies chorused even louder,
“Anything we can do to
make you miserable. You’ll never see true love if we have
anything to do with it.”
“What do you mean by these situations,” Arty demanded.
“Nothing.”
“Nothing? So I’m the problem now? That woman is the bitch.” Arty wondered why
she sounded so vicious.
“She’s just in trouble for now,” Gerri pleaded with her.
“I’m leaving. I knew this was too good to be true.” Arty
knew that her reactions were illogical, but it was like she
couldn’t stop herself.
“Please don’t go, I’ll talk to her for a little and calm
her down,” Gerri pleaded. “Stay and we’ll work this out.”
But Arty had become stone cold. How could she, she wondered
feel this way? This woman was so wonderful one moment and
driving her crazy the next? She’d never felt this way about
anyone before, so irrational, so driven. She had to escape.
The dogs were leaping up and growling, clearly they were
upset. Gerri’s apology should’ve been enough, but something
stronger than her was driving her. Anger and resentment
boiled over inside of her. She needed to be patient, but
she was jealous and furious. She left with her dog who was
still barking and going crazy. “What the heck has gotten
into this dog?” She asked herself, almost bumping into a
tall dark man in a duster coat in the shadows. He was
pretty good-looking and had a big Australian shepherd with
him. Raffi’s ruff went up, and his mouth pulled back into a
formidable set of fangs. He backed up and growled angrily
at the newcomer and his strange dog.
“I’m sorry to cause you any inconvenience,” said a
plaintive voice that echoed inside her head, “my dog and I
were out for a walk. I was just walking by.”
Arty turned on him, “I don’t know who you are mister, but I
don’t like people who don’t like my dog. And he sure hates
your guts, and I’m wondering why?” She gave him a cold
stare, and got into her truck and drove off into the night.
As the vehicle drove off, Ares spoke, “Well, we’ll see
Xena, whether I’m too late or not.” Then he vanished into
thin air.
Back in the house, Irene hiccupped on the phone, “If I’ve
caused you some trouble I’m sorry. There’s nothing you can
do for me anyway. I just felt this overwhelming urge to
call you when this dilemma came along. I’m going to hang
up. I hope you can fix things.”
“I hope so too.” Gerri said quietly. Tuppence whined beside
her.
Gerri went into the kitchen and fixed herself a hot
chocolate and drank it. Suddenly, she felt almost
overwhelmingly tired. What had just gone on? Why had Arty
suddenly turned on her? Maybe, she should phone her. What
if Arty was sick or something was wrong? She thought about
it. Arty had behaved illogically, and had been nasty when
everything was going so well. There was no explanation for
it.
No, it was her term off, and if she felt like this in the
morning she was going to charter a plane, and take Tuppence
with her to Bermuda. Tuppence had a special passport that
she’d been able to obtain through Sir Richard Gozney, the
Governor of Bermuda as a part of her EU passport. She’d go
and spend some time with Winnie and the girls. It was
strange, that hot chocolate had made her awfully woozy. She
didn’t see the last twisted figure of the Fury, Megaera
spin off into the night after having slipped a sleeping
powder into Gerri’s hot chocolate. It just wouldn’t do if
Gerri called Arty and they got back together. Once they
actually kissed, there would be nothing the Furies could do
to break the bond between the two women.
Gerri tipsily mounted the stair. Had there been something
in her food or in her dinner? Arty didn’t seem like that,
and besides it would have affected her earlier. After
locking the door, she’d just managed to hit the night
setting button by the front door. This was weird. She
stumbled into her room as the phone rang. Her body sank
onto the bed and the phone seemed so far away, so very far
as she drifted into sleep.
On the other end, Arty dialled Gerri’s phone desperately.
The phone rang again and again. “She’ll never forgive me.
I’m not even sure about what I actually heard.” She told
Raffi.” There was something about that creepy guy outside
of Gerri’s house that had shaken her back to normalcy, and
she realized that Raffi had been trying to warn her about
him. He seemed awfully familiar, and she realized she’d
dreamt about him. In her dreams, he was an evil god of some
kind. None of it made sense.
“Go on, answer,” Arty pleaded. Raffi looked up at her with
worried eyebrows; what should he tell his Mom? The work of
the compendium had to go on untampered with over the
generations, but apparently some strange force was at work
here. What should he do? He agonized in his heart.
At Gerri’s house, the situation was somewhat different. For
the rest of her life, Gerri would feel ashamed of taking
that hot chocolate. She could never accept that maybe she’d
forgotten to clean her cupboard out carefully and that
she’d taken some chocolate that had expired. If it hadn’t
been for certain details, she never would have believed
that the hot chocolate mix contained a secret elixir from
the Furies which would work overnight to make her forget
Arty. But this elixir would take eight hours to work
properly.
When Gerri tumbled onto the bed unconscious, she had
forgotten to crate the dog. For the first time in her three
and a half year life, Tuppence was free in the big house
and she didn’t like the feeling at all. She sat on the bed
and wailed, but her mother still didn’t wake up. She pushed
at her human with all the strength in her paws, and
discovered that Gerri was still breathing, but she couldn’t
get her to move. That was good, but she needed help and
soon.
‘Okay’, she thought ‘I’ll use my password to get help from
the compendium.’
Nervously, Tuppence jumped up onto the high chair at the
computer station and flipped on the computer on with a paw
that was more dextrous than most humans could have guessed.
Okay, the screen was there. In the corner was Mozilla
Firefox that her Mom used to negotiate the Internet, and
she entered the password for the compendium and waited.
The soothing strains of Mozart filled the room, and
Tuppence breathed a sigh of relief. This was what was
supposed to happen. Mozart, the great musician who went to
his grave attended only by his dog, it was a good sign. She
relaxed temporarily.
Just when the compendium was supposed to roll out, a dark
bearded piratical face with a moustache filled the screen,
and a voice addressed her. He waved a finger at her, “Ah
ah, little Tuppy. You can’t get help for Gerri from the
compendium. She’ll be on a plane, and on her way to Bermuda
by morning. You’ll never get Arty and Gerri together. Too
bad!”
Tuppence growled angrily at the screen, ‘Get lost, fur face. I don’t want
you. Mom doesn’t want you. Everything was going great until
you came along. Mom is supposed to be the greatest lesbian
love poet of this generation, and you can’t stop it.’
“Well,” flames came out of the top of Ares head and
Tuppence’s ears blew back as a hot wind came out of the
computer, “You may think so little spaniel, but what can
you do? A spaniel all alone? I hate spaniels.”
Tuppence pushed herself past the barrier of her fear,
imagining what her Mom might do in this very situation. She
imagined Gerri would get angry; so she got angry for
Gerri. ‘You can’t
come in here, can you? My Mom is the chosen of Aphrodite
and she smells better than you do.’
“Your
petty insults do not touch me,” he lifted his hand.
‘But you
are worried about the work of the compendium,’
Tuppence looked straight at
him with her brown eyes.
“No, I’m not worried...” Ares began, “Well, maybe just a
little. But this lovey-dovey stuff doesn’t really stand a
chance beside the war and destruction I’ve begun to
inflict.”
‘I’ve seen
your work on the television,’ Tuppence commented quietly.
“And what do think?” He rubbed his nails on his leather
vest, “Is that talent or what?”
Tuppence swallowed, ‘I think you’re overrated.’
“Famine, pestilence, flood, disaster, war and genocide and
you, a little black spaniel think I’m over-rated,” he
laughed uneasily.
She thought carefully about what her Mom would say,
‘Sure, you’re over-rated.
I mean the basic black thing is working well. I,
myself,’ she
winked her long eyelashes at him, ‘believe basic black is the cutest.
But you know, personally I find the guy who does the body
pickup for the underworld much more frightening. When the
humans are watching the news, I can always see him in the
picture. He’s really scary.’
“You think
Hades is more frightening than me!” He looked insulted.
“But he’s actually helping people by taking them to the
Fields.”
‘Yeah,
whatever.’ Tuppence yawned, ‘I just wonder why such a big guy
like you is worried about me contacting the compendium.’
“No, no I’m not worried little spaniel, I just won’t allow
it.”
‘Why? If
you’re so sure of yourself, there’s nothing I can do to
stop you,’ Tuppence looked at him hypnotically.
He gave her a long hard stare. “I just don’t get what my
sister sees in that blondie! Well, okay talk to the
compendium...knock yourself out. See if I care, I’ll get
Xena in the end.”
‘But she’s
not Xena anymore.’ Tuppence pointed out.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” he gestured, “Just don’t get in my
way again, little doggie.”
Then the concerned face of Gussie filled the screen,
‘Quick don’t waste any
time, Blackie. Tell me what’s happening at your end.’
“My Mom is
unconscious on the bed after drinking some weird chocolate
drink,” Tuppence was tearful.
‘It sounds
like work of the Furies, they’ll do anything for a
primetime slot,’ Gussie sounded like she knew what she was
talking about. ‘So, I’ll tell what I’m going to
do...’
Meanwhile,
at Arty’s house, the vet was becoming more frantic by the
moment. She’d gotten in her truck and driven over to
Gerri’s house and knocked on the door. There was no
response. Half of the lights were out, and she could hear
Tuppence barking and leaping frantically at in the front
window inside. That was peculiar because she knew that
Tuppence was always crated at night, but the dog was
frantically pawing repeatedly at the window.
She went back home and paced. Meanwhile Raffi had made a
decision. If he couldn’t tell his Mom about the work of the
compendium, then at least he could tell her about
Aphrodite. He turned on the computer, and got onto the
Internet. He thought about the beautiful voluptuous blonde
Goddess, her great smell, her wonderful gauzy clothes. Then
her lovely image filled the screen.
“You see pookie, all you had to do was concentrate. And
presto, here I am in all my glory.”
He told her what was going on briefly, and she calmed him
down.
“Not so fast big fella, just get the big kahuna on the line
here, and we’ll blast through this situation like a knife
through butter.”
He barked frantically until Arty came upstairs, looked at
the computer screen and signed, “What have you done Raffi?
Who is this?”
Aphrodite pouted slightly, “Hey, it’s me babe, Aphrodite.
Remember me?!”
“Sure,” Arty said politely, “And I’m the tooth fairy. How
do I turn this thing off?” “Don’t worry babe I can zip over
to you,” Aphrodite shrugged her shoulder in excitement and
Raffi barked.
“Listen lady, I think,” Arty began and the body of
Aphrodite emerged intact through the computer in the middle
of her floor, “Wait a minute, how did you? That’s not
possible!” Arty stood open mouthed and looked at the sweet
smelling Goddess in her rainbow raiment.
“It was getting a titsy bit tight in there, anyway.”
Aphrodite arranged her robes carefully. Arty reflected that
the love Goddess, if love Goddess she was, was showing a
lot of cleavage and ankles. She certainly looked like a
love Goddess and she hadn’t seen anyone come out of the
computer before.
“This must be a dream,” she reflected.
“No babes this is the real thing. The Love Goddess herself,
me. Wow, I hear from Raffi that you have a problem.”
“Raffi’s a dog, he can’t talk.”
Aphrodite rolled her eyes, “Right, whatever! So spill,
what’s happening with the new main squeeze? Where’s Gabby?”
“Gabby?”
“Oh right, you call her Gerri. So, many lifetimes so many
names... What’s happening, I hear from the pooch that
you’re in major trouble. Sounds like the Furies have been
knockin’ at your door; they’ll do anything for a cheap TV
endorsement. Those crummy scandal sheets have sent them
way, way over the edge. They’ll do anything for excitement
these days, especially after some of the big star blowups.
Naming no names, eh? Well, my bro...you remember Ares don’t
cha’ babe?”
“Ares?”
“Sure, you were his chosen in ancient times, you know, when
you were Xena. He was big and handsome, the God of War,
your Daddy and your lover all rolled up in one tootsie
roll. And you met this blonde babe, the bardest of the love
bards and she wrote up your history and wrote you love
sonnets. She changed you, and Ares...” Aphrodite noticed a
puzzled look on Arty’s face, “You keeping up with the
programme here?”
“Yeah, but wait - you’re saying those scrolls are true?”
“Look, when a love goddess comes through your computer at
two in the morning and gives you the skinny on your before
life, do you ask dumb questions? You and the little
bardelette are like soul sisters, you groove to the same
tunes, you’re made for each other and you blew it tonight
right?” Aphrodite sounded a bit impatient.
“Yeah, but I thought that I heard voices, you’re saying it
was these Furies.”
“Natch, I told you, Ares knows their number. Cheapo
publicity.”
“And Raffi can talk?”
“Look sweetie pie, you’re getting caught up in details. The
babe-ette, your girlfriend is unconscious at her house. And
in the morning, she won’t even remember you. She’s taken
Fury Fairy Dust, and you’ll be blasted right out of her
bardic mind by the morning. She’ll blast out of this town,
and this is your last chance for a go round with her in
this lifetime unless we can find a way to get into her
house and wake her up. And since she’s my chosen, I’m gonna
help you out. So, what’ll it be honey? Me or nothing.”
Raffi barked, “Okay, the dog,” Aphrodite held up her hand,
“has just picked me. What do you say?”
“I can’t believe I’m saying this,” Arty shook her head,
“I’m picking a woman in a rainbow outfit who appeared
through my computer.”
“Good choice!” Aphrodite knocked her shoulder, “We used to
work so well as a team, me, you and me and the little one.
So, who has the keys to Gerri’s house and the alarm codes?”
“Ephiny, her artist friend, I’d guess.”
“Now, we’re getting somewhere. You get in your truck with
Raffi, and I’ll meet you at Ephiny’s doorstep.”
“How are you going to get there?”
“Duh, love Goddess here, remember? I just do the snappy
thing, and I’m there.”
“Well okay, I’m heading out to Ephiny’s with my truck and
the dog.” She turned around, and Aphrodite was missing.
“Well, Raffi, there’s no point in talking to myself is
there?” She went downstairs, got into her truck and belted
over to Ephiny’s. Even though it was past two in the
morning there was a light in the window and Ephiny was
standing there nursing a cup of coffee.
She went to the door and let Arty in, “I had the feeling
you’d be back. Gussie kept sitting on my face, and when
that happens there’s always trouble. What’s going on with
Gerri?” Gussie sat on the staircase solemnly, and Raffi sat
at the bottom of the step regarding her with clear respect.
Arty stumbled over her story, and just when she got to the
part about how she’d become upset with Gerri and how she
couldn’t get Gerri to answer the door but her dog was
loose, a voice interrupted her.
“Hey babe, I, like, told you it was the Furies! ” It was
Aphrodite in her rainbow garb standing in Ephiny’s living
room.
Annoyed with the new comer who’d just popped in, Ephiny
started to protest, “Okay, lady, just who the heck are you
and how did you get into my living room at two-thirty in
the morning when the door is locked?”
“Oh duh, not another one…” Aphrodite looked irritated,
“I’m, like, the Goddess of Love, the big love meister, the
one – you know. I pop in whenever I’m needed - like now.”
“And you expect me to believe that?” Ephiny said in a
starchy way.
“God, I should’ve known that an ex-Amazon would be so
completely clueless about my greatness. Well, check this
out,” she snapped and vanished and reappeared on the
staircase. “And this one,” she snapped and vanished and
appeared upside down on the ceiling, “And dah-dah! I’m back
here.” She snapped and was back in her regular place. “And
best of all babes, I know what your husband ole’ Phantes
told you the night he asked you to hook up with him ‘cause
I was there.”
“No one knows that,” Ephiny was lofty.
“Oh right, like you can keep something like that
from moi. He said...”
“Not in front of them,” Ephiny gestured with her head at
Arty and the cat.
“Hey, so the starchy Amazon isn’t such a non-believer.
Cool. Okay, I’ll whisper in your shell-like,” Aphrodite
went over and whispered a few words in Ephiny’s ear.
Ephiny’s eyes got large, “Okay, if you aren’t the Goddess
of Love, you’re something really weird I don’t understand.
So, who are these Furies?”
Aphrodite polished his fingernails, “Well, they’re like
these three really haggy Goddess babes who can make you
hear and say anything after they get into your head. You
know like Orestes, you do know the story about his Mom and
all. It was a total bloodbath.”
“I had heard this story in college,” Ephiny stirred her
hand to get Aphrodite to get along with the story, “But
what does this have to do with Gerri?”
“Oh right, well she’s my chosen. Isn’t that cool? That’s
why she’s suffered for love so much. But we have to make
sure that Arty here gets in to see her before morning
because the Furies left some Fury Fairy dust at her place,
and in the morning Gerri won’t know her soul mate here from
a hole in the ground. And then, a whole bunch of really
great love poetry won’t get written and they’ll be more
wars. And I know you get the whole thing, Ephiny. I know
you’re kind of an Artemis girl, but you get this love and
forever stuff right?”
Mentally kicking herself as she said it, she sighed, “Yeah,
I get it. I’m a bit worried about the fact that Tuppence is
loose and barking. Tuppence is never loose. And she always
answers the door, that’s just not Gerri. But I was worried
that maybe Arty had...”
“Arty, given her something? Oh sister,” Aphrodite vanished
and reappeared right beside Ephiny, “You know in your heart
of hearts that just isn’t what happened. You’ve seen war;
you’ve been to Iraq. You’ve seen the ugly faces of those
Furies, I’ve been my your side when you did that picture of
Buster and Sergeant Danny Morgan, helping to keep you safe
from harm in your mission. I’ve seen what you’re doing;
now, let me help you save my chosen so she can write that
poetry.”
“Okay,” Ephiny said softly.
“Good girl, get the key and I’ll meet you both at Gerri’s
house inside.”
“But how are you going to...” Ephiny began but Aphrodite
had vanished.
“She does that,” said Arty.
All the way to Gerri’s in the truck, Arty felt distinctly
nervous. What if she was interfering with Gerri’s life in
way that she shouldn’t, what about all the things she said,
what about that fact they’d just met, then she remembered
Aphrodite’s words and felt a sense of renewed confidence.
Just as they made it to the door, a small black spaniel
bobbed up and down in the window and barked furiously.
“You’re right,” Ephiny said, “That’s not okay.”
Arty turned to her right, and the strange man with the
Australian shepherd was there again. She could’ve sworn
that he hadn’t been there a minute ago when they pulled up
with the truck. He lifted his hand in greeting and Raffi
growled meaningfully in his direction.
“Hold Raffi’s collar, while I deal with this,” Arty said
with some force.
“Why? Who is that? Where did he come from?” Ephiny asked.
“That’s Ares, the God of War,” said Arty with sudden
assurance.
Ephiny didn’t think for a moment of doubting her, “What
does he want?”
“Me,” said Arty. She walked over to where the tall, dark
god stood proudly in the dark, “I know who you are, what
can you possible want with me?”
He leaned forward, “I know you don’t remember me. You never
do. I can offer you more than you can ever imagine, heads
at your chariot wheels, the world at your feet.” His dark
eyes looked straight through her, “You’re the only one,
Xena.”
“My name is Arty now,” she said calmly but she could feel
the hypnotic pull of the God of War, and she knew in her
heart of hearts that she’s once been Xena, the Warrior
Princess just like Aphrodite had told her.
“Your name is unimportant. Forget this birthing cow babies
and fixing lame horses. Turn your back on that, Xena, and
come with me. This time, this world – so many places just
ripe for war, so many people looking for a leader, dying to
die for one. You can be that leader, Xena. You can conquer
this world, and I’ll be with you every step of the way. How
good we’d be together…How good it would feel to bring order
to these chaotic times…What about it Xena? Join me! If you
say no, I’m out of here now. But understand what I’m
offering you.”
“Have I ever taken you up on your offer?” Arty asked,
“Other than when I was Xena?”
He smiled, and she could see in his face his handsome
burnished countenance, his god’s face, “No, just the once.
But it was enough. You are more than my chosen, you have
been and always will be my blood child.”
“I have a father,” Arty pointed out.
“Orlando Pierantonio isn’t the father of your soul, and you
know it. That vintner’s daughter, it’s just not what you
could be.”
“I don’t want to be that,” Arty was patient with the god.
Ares nodded, then gestured at Gerri’s house, “When you
really want to know about her father, call me and I’ll
come. He and I are old friends.”
“He’s dead,” Arty reminded him.
“Oh, really?” Ares gave her a long look, “Long shadows,
Arty. The past casts long shadows, and she’ll want to see
them. The past isn’t done yet. Will you call me to give her
a glimpse into those shadows?”
“Maybe,” Arty conceded.
“Well, until we meet again. Have fun with blondie,” he
sighed, “I really would have laid the world at your feet.”
She turned and walked away from him.
“What did he
say?” Ephiny asked.
“Long shadows,
Ephiny,” Arty said sadly, “Very long shadows. Let’s get in
the house.” After opening the door and disarming the alarm,
the women rushed upstairs to find Gerri collapsed on the
bed. Tuppence kept getting in the way as they tried to lift
Gerri up and wake her.
“I’ll carry her down beside the fire,” Arty lifted Gerri
into her arms, cradling her gently, and carried her down
the stairs. As Ephiny made some tea she could hear Arty
singing sweetly to Gerri as she put her in a chair by the
fire.
“What’s going on, Arty?” Gerri’s startled green eyes were
slits as she tried to wake up. “We were fighting.”
“Not us, the Furies.” Arty said gently and, as she kissed
Gerri very tenderly, she could feel the echoing voices of
the jealous Furies leak away into nothingness.
“Irene was just upset.” Gerri said, “This was the first
time I’d talked to her in four years.
“I don’t care,” Arty said, “I was stupid to listen to those
voices. It all means nothing, only you mean something. I
was worried I was moving too fast, but it isn’t important.
What’s important is us.”
“So, there is an us?” Gerri queried in a small voice.
“Oh yes, even if I have to storm the gates of Heaven
itself, like the rebel angels, there will be us.” Arty
assured her.
“You can have me as well as Heaven.
“Well, I’m glad! You frightened us,” Arty told her. “We had
to wake you up.”
“I think I was drugged. I almost didn’t make it upstairs,”
Gerri told her.
“Hey sweet pea,” Aphrodite appeared out of nowhere, “how’s
it hanging?”
“My muse,” Gerri smiled, “Aphrodite.”
“Well, duh, finally somebody sees this face and knows me.
Oh, little one, you do get into so much trouble!” Aphrodite
said, “But you need to sing my greatest song for me yet,
little poet.” She put her hand on her cheek and touched it
softly, “See you later, sweet thing,” the Goddess said
softly and vanished.
“I thought I heard Aphrodite,” Ephiny came in with a mug of
tea.
“She’s gone,” Arty explained.
“I guess that’s
what gods do!” Ephiny said. “You didn’t tell me how
Aphrodite came to your house.”
“Raffi called her,” Arty told her.
Ephiny’s eyebrows went up, “Hmm,” she said, “maybe Gussie
and my computer are more than they seem. What do you
think?”
“I think we’re not meant to ask.” Gerri pointed out, “If
they’re more than pets, and they’re really our friends, I
guess we’re lucky. We’re surrounded by a circle of love.”
Ephiny smiled, “Hey you, I guess that’s why I’m so careful
with you. You are very precious to me. A circle of love,
that’s nice. Well, I’m going to go before Phantes and Xenon
wonder where I am.”
“Call me when you get there,” Gerri called out still,
trying to wake up.
Ephiny shook her head, “Fury fairy dust, well I’m going to
have a talk with Gussie when I get home.” She put on her
boots and overcoat and was gone.
The two new lovers sat by the fire, holding hands. “Where
did you meet Aphrodite, Gerri?”
“When I was little, I thought she was my imaginary friend.
She used to appear to me especially when my mother was mean
to me and hit me.”
“I’m sorry - I didn’t know about that. My Mom was
conventional, but she’s been great. More like a sister,
than a Mom.”
“Mom was a drunk who was angry at herself for marrying my
father and blamed me. Then when I had trouble after Mom
died, Aphrodite came back – I thought she was my Muse –
later she told me I was her chosen one and that she was
Aphrodite. She said I’d always been her chosen one, and
that the path of love would be hard, but in the end I’d
find the right one. I didn’t really believe her until now.”
“I met her brother Ares, the God of War outside; he made me
an offer,” Arty commented, “but I decided not to take it.”
“What did the God of War have to offer?”
“Nothing I wanted.”
“Did he have anything interesting to say?”
“Not today.” Arty squatted down, “Right now, you and I are
stepping out of the shadows together.”
“I’ll go for that,” Gerri commented as her heart beat hard
in her chest, “What about the other stuff?” She added
lightly.
“Ah, you mean this!” Arty stood up, bent over and kissed
her, then traced a finger down her chin to just above the
fabric covering the sensitive nipple of Gerri’s breast,
“You think there are going to be any problems there?”
“Ah, Gods,” Gerri kissed her more deeply, “I think not.”
She moaned slightly.
Her cell phone rang. “That must be Ephiny, calling us
back.” Gerri answered the call. She listened for a moment
before responding, “You’re calling kind of late for an
advertisement,” she commented. She listened for another
moment, “Look no, I’m sorry,” she could hear Arty’s
heartbeat close to hers, two hearts beating in time
together. “No,” she told the late night caller firmly, “the
position is already taken. Good night."