As for the TBTT 3 from the strap on's point of view. Drummroll please....
It was dark, it was light, it was dark, it was light, it was dark, it was light I was taken off, discarded, thrown on the floor and forgotten.
Or something like that...
Even better is Joanna's fifteen second retelling of TBTT 1 AND 2 at the end of the ITADOTD tapes...
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