Author's Comments:
Aug 07 2000
Butchering songs is something else I don't recall. Maybe it was the eggnog.
XENA'S WONDERLAND
(butchered to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Xena's eyes- Are you watchin'
Gabby's abs- are you droolin'
Glued to the tv
my fantasies and me
livin' in a Xena Wonderland
There's a thug- and he's fallin'
Some subtext- here it callin'
Got my X-chip
it's a perfect fit
livin' in a Xena Wonderland
In my office they think I'm crazy
Cuz I do the Xena yell on cue
But none of my co-workers are lazy
Cuz I do the "blood and brain" thing too
Now it's time- I'm a watchin'
And my heart it's a throbin'
I just love the sight
Like leather at night
Livin' in a Xena Wonderland
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Happy xmas all :)
/I\^..^/I\