Chapter Eight - The Trip Prelude
Private Server Chat Room: Orion [Encrypted]
KimChiStan4Ever: [Online] Hello? Am I the first one here?
ElijahDaBestWitch: [Online] Wow, you seriously put that as your username.
SexyHunter785401: [Online] She should’ve won Season 8
KimChiStan4Ever: I know! Glad I am not the only one.
ElijahDaBestWitch: Okay, Leora, you’re not the worst username here.
Zea: [Online] Looks like everyone is here.
SexyHunter785401: Wait, my friend is coming on to monitor. No offense @Zea she said your encryption is shit.
Zea: ….
KimChiStan4Ever: @Zea, did you just use elephants?
KimChiStan4Ever: Whoops I meant *ellipses. Autocorrect. My bad :D.
N16H7570RM: [Online] Hi, Every1. Don’t mind me. I am just monitoring xoxo.
ElijahDaBestWitch: K, now that is an awesome username @N16H7570RM! :D.
KimChiStan4Ever: Nice :D.
SexyHunter785401: Fuck yeah, Telera :D!
N16H7570RM: Thank you @all
Zea: Everyone just use your first name. I am confused by these “@” and it’s ridiculous to use them here since this is private and encrypted. Can we please start now? I just want to make sure everyone is on the same page.
SexyHunter785401: Zea, are you not uh “day” person, hahaha *wink*
Zea: Josephine, not on topic...moving on, did everyone get their plane tickets? I won’t be boarding at the same time for obvious reasons.
ElijahDaBestWitch: Yep. But I need an alibi for my mom. She thinks I am going on a rendezvous to have alone time with some girl.
KimChiStan4Ever: Really? Who is she?
Zea: Elijah, why is that a problem?
EljahDaBestWitch: Cuz Leora is gone too.
SexyHunter785401: Wait, are you two dating?
Zea: ….
KimChiStan4Ever: Nooooooope!
ElijahDaBestWitch: I want to puke.
SexyHunter785401: Good, hehehhe <3 <3 <3 ;D @KimChiStan4Ever
Zea: Elijah, tell your mother you were recently hired as a sales rep for VeraX Inc. You’re on a business trip for training. If your mother wants verification, tell her to call corporate HQ.
N16H7570RM: VeraX Inc?
Zea: Telera, yes. One of House Eagles shell companies.
N16H7570RM: I hacked into it last month. You need to fire your IT person.
Zea: ...Telera, I am that IT person.
SexyHunter785401: Ohhhhh snap! Someone has been pwned XD!
N16H7570RM: That explains everything.
Zea: Does anyone else have a problem?
KimChiStan4Ever: Nope.
ElijahDaBestWitch: Nada.
SexyHunter785401: Just one more. Who’s paying for all of this?
Zea: Josephine, hotel is covered. I am paying for Elijah and Leora flights, food and other necessities. You pay for yourself.
SexyHunter785401: What? I thought you needed me to front for the Order with the invite you have.
Zea: Josephine, I do but you stole my original painting of George Washington. I take it as compensation which the value of that painting is more than enough to cover your portion of the trip times ten.
Zea: Everyone, I’ve already sent the address to the hotel to your secure inboxes. Once you’ve reached London, head straight away. I will be in the hotel waiting. Have a safe trip everyone. [Offline].
SexyHunter785401: Did everyone notice she like
ElijahDaBestWitch: Spellz everything out. I bet she has no idea what :D this is.
SexyHunter785401: LMAO yeah probaly wanted to type this >:O all the fucking time. Deetz nuts she has no idea, hahahaha.
KimChiStan4Ever: She seems really nice, you guys. Not cool to make fun of her :=(
Zea: [Back online] First of all, I know what “Deetz nuts” meme is. And I do want to >:O with you lot but I think those text emotes are stupid. This is better representation what I am feeling now: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.
ElijahDaBestWitch: Oh shittttttt!
SexyHunter785401: WTF? How did you do that? All I know is (*)(*) for boobs
KimChiStan4Ever: Told ya it wasn’t nice to make fun of her (︶︿︶)
Zea: Everyone get off and pack!
Private Server Chat Room: Orion [Offline]
Chapter 9- The Charity