The Royal Academy of Bards

Challenge #27 - Oh NOOOOO…Today Is

Write 'em! Punzle included.

 

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May 29th, 2012

Added Part 3 of Memory Hunters by Jennifer Jacksons [Original/Alt/Incomplete]
Ariel volunteers to help those affected by natural disasters all over the world. While an experienced volunteer, she has never had to surmount so many difficulties while assisting Japanese tsunami survivors. Sexism, ageism, and cultural discrimination nearly derail her efforts. But, one non-traditionalist young woman helps to make her mission successful. Yet, with the loss of her marriage and a tragedy that takes the life of a close friend, Ariel is left to wonder if it was all worth it in the end. This is a story of one soul who travels the globe in search of the reason for her existence.

Added Part 22 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]

May 28th, 2012

Announcement from the Royal Academy of Bards
Well, alrighty then...BC #27 is now over. Y'all had 9 terrific stories to choose from and from the voting pattern, I see it wasn't an easy choice. The lead changed hands a couple of times and several stories were in the hunt down to the end.

However, y'all did pick a WINNER and an HONORABLE MENTION.

First, the HONORABLE MENTION goes to
Entry #1 Happy Neighbor Day by Norsebard.

CONGRATS NORSEBARD!

Second, the WINNER of the top story as voted by you the readers is:
Entry #7 Don't Tip the Centaurs by Del Robertson.

Del is certainly no stranger to the Bard Challenge Winner's Circle. Between the multiple BC wins and the HoF inductions, I'm pretty sure we could (personalize) tile a wall in Del's house. LOL

CONGRATS AGAIN, DEL!

Third, the WINNER of the PunZle was: TKED tked@email.com
I always love when one of y'all come up with an alternate answer and out evil J and I. TKED did just that and also aced the PunZle. Very nicely done!

I'll be contacting all the winners in the next few days to get their prize info. While I'm doing that...you readers will be writing the Bards and telling them how much you enjoyed their stories, right?
Here is where you say, "yes, Oz, yes we will."
Very good.

Don't forget July is Feed the Bard Month and Hall of Fame Month. So be thinking about what new stories you read that are HoF worthy and also any classic stories that you go back to read again and again. We'll start taking nominations on July 1st.

-OZ

May 26th, 2012

Added Part 21 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]

Added Part 6 of In Need Of A Friend by Mikaeli Hooper [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]

Added Part 3 of I Will Be by Mikaeli Hooper [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]

May 25th, 2012

A new bard joins us today. Welcome Sam Pagan!

Announcement from Sapphire Books Publishing
I just wanted to send out a big thank you to all the readers who are helping us reach our charity goal. American Yakuza is quickly moving up the charts on Amazon, which means we will be able to help more women through the charity we've selected for book sales, Astraea Foundation .

If you haven't seen it yet, you can find American Yakuza here: Available at Amazon Barnes and Noble Sapphire Books Publishing. You can also read the first three chapters here Read the first 3 chapters here

Thanks again for all you do for authors.

Isabella
GCLS award winner
Author of American Yakuza
Broken Shield and Always Faithful
Sapphire Books Publishing

Girls Just Having Some Fun by Sam Pagan [Classic/Alt/Complete]
This is my very wacky version of second season's episode "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun". Believe it or not, you'll actually find some
resemblance to the episode...

Added Part 20 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]

Added Part 5 of In Need Of A Friend by Mikaeli Hooper [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]

Added Part 2 of I Will Be by Mikaeli Hooper [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 10: Nightmares by Bard [Buffy/Alt/Complete]
Quoth the Slayer, “Argh! Bully spiders, carnivorous canines, rat with a taste for expensive literature, and bums, the musical – I fail to see the pattern.” The First, Second, and Third visit Sunnydale.

May 22nd, 2012

Announcement from Blue Feather Books
Hello, readers!

After a short hiatus we're very happy to present Return of the Raven , the sequel to Jamie Scarratt's debut novel, 30 Days Hath September . Follow the further adventures of Red Wolverton and Evadne Davenport in this action-packed thriller

Return of the Raven, Wolf's Tales: Book II ,

With the beginning of time began the battle for good and evil. Fast forward to 1927 and the complicated lives of Red Wolverton and Evadne Davenport, partners in Boston's only female private investigation firm.

Red continues to struggle with her attraction to the oblivious Evadne, while trying to stay afloat professionally. Evadne is fighting her own battles with her peers' disapproval of her association with the notorious Wolverton, and with Red's scattergun approach to having a new partner. To cap it all, an eventful evening at the grandiose home of Evadne's soon-to-be stepfather leaves the two investigators with a mysterious prophecy to decipher and Red with yet more stitches.

The seemingly coincidental arrival of Evadne's old friend, Vivian, increases the tension between Red and Evadne. As does Red's new lover. As Red and Evadne are drawn deeper and deeper into the dark goings-on of the prophecy and the people who serve it, the rift between them widens.

Will Red and Evadne be able to bridge the rift before it's too late, or will their differences be too much to surmount, allowing the dark prophecy to come true?

Get your copy at www.bluefeatherbooks.com!

Added Part 19 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]

Xena Warrior Princess Season 2 Episode 44: Intimate Strangers by Bard [Classic/Alt/Complete]
Xena and Callisto settle an old score and Warrior Princess goes to Elysian Fields. Mourn the loss of the beloved one, but remember that the dead hear our thoughts.

May 18th, 2012

A new bard joins us today. Everybody please welcome Gonzo59!

Family Detective by Gonzo59 [Original/Alt/Incomplete]
Erin Slattery is the sole owner/operator of Family Detective Services. When presented with the chance of returning to her parents beloved homeland of Ireland, Erin jumps at it. Erin finds the family she lost over 25 years ago and that some secrets need to see the light of day for there to be a happy ending.

Added Chapter 2 of Chronicles of Darkness Book Two - Heart of an Angel by Fiur & Vlamme [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]

May 17th, 2012

Announcement from Kim Pritekel
Come join us on Thursday, May 17th at 10 p.m. EST for an internet radio show where we will be talking any and everything Xena! We'll be covering The Rift, great comedies and of course, the beloved subtext between our favorite warrior and bard! Yum .... You can also call in during the show and ask questions or add your two cents.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/allaine/2012/05/18/warrior-princess-101-fans-discuss-xena

Also, come check out my ebooks website. I've got a brand new short erotica piece, It's A Mouthful. www.kimpritekel.com/ebooks

Announcement from Sapphire Books
I hope you like the my newest book, American Yakuza. It's a little different than my usual fare. Warning - it does contain light BDSM.
New Release from Sapphire Books Publishing

American Yakuza – Ties That Bind – Book 1
by Award winning author - Isabella

Print ISBN-13: 9780982860830

Paperback 14.95
e Bundle Price: $ 9.99 - all eBook formats
eBook Formats: AWZ, LIT, pdf, ePub, Mobi
Personalized e Bundle available only at Sapphire Books Publishing

Available at Amazon Barnes and Noble Sapphire Books Publishing

Lesbian Romance and Intrigue – Read the first 3 chapters here

Luce Potter straddles three cultures as she strives to live with the ideals of family, honor, and duty. When her grandfather passes the family business to her, Luce finds out that power, responsibility and justice come with a price. Is it a price she's willing to die for?

Brooke Erickson lives the fast-paced life of an investigative journalist living on the edge until it all comes crashing down around her one night in Europe. Stateside, Brooke learns to deal with a new reality when she goes to work at a financial magazine and finds out things aren't always as they seem.

Can two women find enough common ground for love or will their two different worlds and cultures keep them apart?

Added Part 4 of In Need Of A Friend by Mikaeli Hooper [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]

I Will Be by Mikaeli Hooper [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]
Gabrielle is hurt over the relationship between Xena and Marc Antony, and can't stand to be around her lover any longer. Will she leave Xena forever, or will Xena find a way to win her back?

The Birdie Series - Gone - Part 10 by Onesockbard [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]
(Part 10 of The Birdie Series)

Added Part 18 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]

May 15th, 2012

Xena Warrior Princess Season 2 Episode 43: Ten Little Warlords by Bard [Classic/Alt/Complete]
It's Xena and Ares reunion tour. There are warlords, accidents, and fun. Sometimes all three.

Added Part 17 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]

Magi Consulting I: Inveniens domum by Lazy Laziel [Original/Alt/Incomplete]
Amy Quinn had a nice life. A job she liked with family and friends that she loved. So what if her best friend was imaginary. And a turtle. So what if she had headaches that could fell an elephant or three. So what if she continued to see a purple dragon walking the streets? She wasn't crazy. She wasn't... right?

Ripped from the safety she knows and thrown into a world filled with magic and mystery, she's forced to learn or die. As she adjust to every new thing that comes up, will she let fear rule her? Or will she embrace her heritage and find the one thing she has sought all her life?

May 13th, 2012

Added Part 12 of My Lord Conqueror: Taking Chances by Kennedy Northcutt. [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]
Xena is no longer Conqueror of the Known World, ruler of Greece or the most feared warrior in the land. After a sound defeat at the hands of Romans and a former ally, as well as a heart-wrenching betrayal by her own brother, Xena is regrouping and preparing to retake Greece and restore her reputation. With the help of a certain green-eyed Amazon queen and her retinue, Xena embarks on a journey to once again conquer the Known World.

May 12th, 2012

Added Part 3 of In Need Of A Friend by Mikaeli Hooper [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]

May 11th, 2012

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 9: The Puppet Show by Bard [Buffy/Alt/Complete]
She will make you dance, sing, and perform to the best of your ability. And if you are really good, you get to be the first eaten.

Rainbow of Tiny Souls by Bard [Original/Alt/Complete]
Nothing burns brighter than hope.

Added Part 2 of The Way Back by Samantha Paedae [PostFIN/Alt/Incomplete]
Upon her return from Japan, Gabrielle receives a message from an unlikely carrier, and the two embark on an epic quest to revive Xena. Quickly, they become embroiled in a massive conflict that threatens not only the fate of Greece, but that of their souls.

Sundays on Squire's Isle: Mama's Girl by Geonn Cannon [Original/Alt/Complete]
Tamara Butler spends Mother's Day with her daughter and daughter-in-law.

Added Part 16 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]

May 10th, 2012

A new bard joins us today at the Academy. Welcome Marti L. Schneider.

Rank River Road by Marti L. Schneider [Original/Alt/Incomplete]

Added Part 2 of In Need Of A Friend by Mikaeli Hooper [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]

May 8th, 2012

A new bard joins us today. Hello Mikaeli Hooper!

In Need Of A Friend by Mikaeli Hooper [Classic/Alt/Incomplete]
The first chapter starts off almost a year after Xena's death in Japa, with Gabrielle currently residing with the Amazons.

All Over Again by Knightales [Original/Alt/Complete]
What if the only thing that makes sense in your life is the one thing that shouldn't? Through what odds will you keep fighting to stay together? Two Art Academy seniors are put to the test at life versus love.

Added Part 11 of My Lord Conqueror: Taking Chances by Kennedy Northcutt. [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]
Xena is no longer Conqueror of the Known World, ruler of Greece or the most feared warrior in the land. After a sound defeat at the hands of Romans and a former ally, as well as a heart-wrenching betrayal by her own brother, Xena is regrouping and preparing to retake Greece and restore her reputation. With the help of a certain green-eyed Amazon queen and her retinue, Xena embarks on a journey to once again conquer the Known World.

Added Part 10 of Slam Dunk by Mickey Minner [Original/Alt/Incomplete]
As Pat and Sherry look forward to a second season of basketball with the Missoula Cougars, they face new responsibilities and increasing pressure to bring home a repeat championship. Can their relationship survive?

Added Part 15 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]

May 6th, 2012

And So Is Love... by Stein Willard [Original/Alt/Complete]
Just a bit of fluff to celebrate the lives of two very important people in my life...

In Need of a Friend by jacklavigne [PostFIN/Alt/Unfinished]
This story shows a possible outcome of what happened to Gabrielle after Xena's death in A Friend In Need. After Xena died, Gabrielle is heartbroken, will she be able to move on and love again? Or will her world end with the life of her soulmate.

Added Part 2 of Memory Hunters by Jennifer Jacksons [Original/Alt/Incomplete]

May 5th, 2012

Announcement from the Academy of Bards
Let's see it is now May 5th which means it is National Hoagie Day. YUM! and wouldn't you know it, May 6th happens to be National Beverage Day. Well isn't that convenient. <.g.> I suggest you sit back with one of each and celebrate with some great reads. We have 9 Bard Challenge entries for you to devour. BC #27's premise involved bizarre or not so well known holidays...either real or created by the Bard. They went all out. You are gonna love them. Unfortunately after you read them, you then have the hard decision of determining which story was your favorite. You only get to vote for ONE even though I know you are going to want to vote for them all. Read the stories and then click on the email link at the bottom of the page of the one you decide is the best. We'll add up all the votes (votes must be cast by May 21st) and declare a winner and an honorable mention. Those Bards will receive prizes.

http://www.academyofbards.org/contest/challenge27/index.html

Go on...go read. If you would like to feed the Bard prior to us returning the contact info to the stories...just send it to academy_contest@yahoogroups.com and we will forward it along to the Bard after the contest. ENJOY FOLKS!

May 4th, 2012

Added Part 14 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]

May 2nd, 2012

Announcement from Anne McMan
NAME A CHARACTER IN THE SEQUEL TO JERICHO !
Ann McMan is inviting all readers who loved (or really, really liked) her novel Jericho to participate in the Character Auction taking place at the Golden Crown LIterary Society site. This is a benefit to raise money for the GCLS Scholarship Fund, which helps aspiring authors. If you win the bid, you get to name a character in Aftermath , the upcoming, full-lenght sequel to Jericho. This is your chance to get up-close and personal with Maddie, Syd, and the gang -- and to do some good for the lesbian fiction community. The auction ends on May 5, so make your bid today! You do not have to be a member of GCLS to participate, and YOU get to name the character...and I get to integrate them into the book -- which will be released in the fall of 2012.
Go ahead...make me work for it!
http://goldencrown.org/Default.aspx?pageId=1291764

Announcement from Jozee
There is a new Yahoo Group called Fan Fiction Reviews. It's a place where you can recommend or review your favorite stories, find links to old and new stories. Get help finding an old favorite that you can't remember the name of, or just start a discussion. Go take a tour. http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/FanFictionReviews/

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 8: I, Master … You, Slave by Bard [Buffy/Alt/Complete]
Do you want to play a game? Fantasy is free.

Maude and Francine by Bard Original/Alt/Complete]
Love prevails.

Added Part 3 of Phantom of the Heart by Stein Willard [Original/Alt/Incomplete]
This story is lucky to have a title, because I have no idea where its going. Its basically writing itself. Please bear with me and lets find out together where this tale is leading us.

Chronicles Of Darkness Book 2 Heart Of An Angel Prologue & Chapter 1 by Fiur & Vlamme [Original/Alt/Complete]
Lo

Added Part 13 of Lord Conqueror of the Realm by WarriorJudge [Conqueror/Alt/Incomplete]
During the fourth year of the slave's service to her, the Conqueror is still being tormented by tender feelings she bears her slave.

 

 

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